Niccy the Bicky

Gnocchi ♥

sends me into the stratosphere every time

You must journey through the western gates into the great unknown, past the black ridge, through the mires betwixt towering mountains, past the empty fields of gold that stretch on for miles, unto horizons anew.

I... think?

LOTR + text posts

okay. so first i go to a bar. the ones with the swingy doors. cause its the wild west and you gotta. and then i get like so fucking drunk. like so drunk with all their spicy drinks you know? and then i find a person in there who is also drumk and we talk. hopefully theyre druck enough to have no common sense like me. okay. theyre a coyboy. and were like “yo wount it be dope if we could shoot at each other and also hit the bullets in midair so none of us die?!” and were both like “fuck yeah lets do it” and the rest of the beple in the bar are like “hehehe couboy shoot off this is gonna be good” so we go outside and its dust cause the wild wild west and were coyboys on the end of the dust street and we walk and were all like “draw!” and then we try to do it but were both terrible fucking shots so we like completely miss each other completely but were so fucking drunk that we think we collided and stopped hte bullets so we cheer and its beautiful and we ride into the sunset and theres a lot of homoromantic subtext in our future and its beautoful and this was originally gonna be about how im so dumb that id try to collide bullets but then i fell in love with this fictional coubou and i dont want them to die so heres my new story

Ever since the original tape of the Wilhelm scream recording session surfaced I have been losing my mind a little bit over it

DO IT DO THE QUIZ

Cryptid come out to play

Thera the deaf ferret gets a surprise!

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