Avada Kedavra

tbh I am ugly but I’m also gorgeous it’s very complex

and so the hunty becomes the hunted....

really excited to go up the mountain with my dad to sacrifice a lamb

looks like he forgot to bring the sacrifice but im just happy to take a walk with him

Hey op any updates?

Hey op?

rich people really be like “oooooohhh so u want enough money to pay rent? well i saw that on march 23, 2015, you purchased a band-aid at a cvs (NOT a dollar store) for a cut that u could have EASILY covered with a little bit of tissue. don’t just wish for it………… work for it……”

no offence but do i look like i understand anything

*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

did they log you out

No the possum said not to.

This why black teachers matter

So beautiful

Um I need this to have more reblogs.

We need more teachers like this

Omgggg 😫😫😫

AWWW I LOVE THIS

i could be an animal crossing villager! i’m round. i wear the same shirt every day. and i am easily befriended when the other party does anything nice for me

I only have about a dozen things to talk about that I cycle back and forth from but I am always super supportive and happy to see you!

nut loaf

Bitch i thought that was rocks!

thats not bread that’s a core sample from a beach

That’s conk creat babey!!!!!!!!!!

It’s called entrapment and, to the best of my knowledge, it is illegal to do this.

Except it’s not, because to prove entrapment you need to prove that a) police instigated the crime, b) which you would not otherwise have committed. Leaving bait lying around is passive enough that it probably doesn’t qualify for point A, and makes it nearly impossible to prove point B. Nasty, sleazy, underhanded, actively detrimental to the communities they’re supposed to be “serving,” but legal.

Here, let me rephrase that then. There is no just society where this could be legal.

Chaotic good

I love how they’re all just dead asleep and then slowly Activate™ in response to the noise. <3

And they’re all like ‘I LOVE THIS SONG’