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also quick psa to the person at harry’s chicago show who shouted louis’ name during ftdt, get fucked! and to every single person who cheered in response, you can get fucked too!

Larry isn't real y'all need to get over it

t*ylor sw*ft cant sell snake merch, its a well known fact that cobra starship invented snakes with their single “bring it (snakes on a plane)”, featuring william beckett and travie mccoy

LEAK THIS GYM’S ADDRESS IMMEDIATELY

I would work out every day if he were my instructor tbh

I’ve reblogged this six million times, and I’ll reblog it seven million more times

the descriptions I see of Harry Styles on this website are possibly some of the most entertaining things I’ve ever seen. “some daymare Saint Laurent wearing gorgon”? “a gentle succulent plant”? “high class Renaissance Venetian courtesan”? these were ones I saw TODAY alone.