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OK 👍 that is helps

still makes me laugh whenever i see it

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

look at my arm right there, cuno. see that? i got that when i was eighteen years old, and i’ll tell you something i regret it ‘cause this tattoo don’t come off. i have a tattoo of a frittte bag because i loved buying booze there. so i get the bag, and i go in there, and i’m a little drunk and i said gimme that bag from that pharmacy i love that pharmacy. now i have a bag, a frittte bag, on my arm cuno. don’t get a tattoo. that’s what i’m telling you. raise locusts. cuno take a look at my chest. no i’m serious look at that. you know what that is right there? thats the FALN logo. i got that tattooed on my chest. i am an idiot. i got trademark products all over my body, it’s like going to the doomed commercial district, because i was drunk one night. don’t live like me, alright? now you go out there and throw rocks

Jenny Slate, Stage Fright (2019)

Ugly, Bitter, and True by Suzanne Rivecca

John Mulaney on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (2020)

“Robin Williams and Why Funny People Kill Themselves” by David Wong

letters from Medea, salma deera

new kind of guy dropped

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