Heart Means Everything

This is the new gender John Leguizamo invented that one time in case anyone was curious

The joke here is that the Swedish term for “student” is “jagharenklockaförettansikte,” which depending on pronunciation can also mean, “I have a clock for a head.”

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

ITS BACK

THIS IS MY FAVORITE

IT’S BACK

This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.

gonna reblog it everytime

IT HAS RETURNED TO US

Coming up on 10 years. Some of the people in these photos now have a mortgage and kids.

I love how Tumblr makes its own brand of jokes.

italian man equivalent of those dog owners who intentionally agitate their chihuahuas for views

People hacking their lungs out around you and then being like ‘don’t worry it’s not covid’ like girl I don’t want whatever the fuck else it is you’ve got either!!

#ok i get this is a joke post but ive seen a bunch of people with chronic respiratory issues have to do this #a lady with emphysema was getting tattooed when i was and made sure the whole shop knew #a friend with pneumonia scarring on their lungs has to do this all the time #please understand that people with respiratory issues that aren't contagious have been put in a really unfortunate position by all this #like i still see people make these apologies even when they have masks on and are taking proper precautions too #also there's people like me with a bad habit of randomly choking on nothing because i swallowed weird #im putting this in the tags not the comments because i know this is a joke post and obviously #you're within your rights to avoid coughing people like keep safe and everything #but please understand not all illness ia contagious or short lived and chronically ill people dont deserve being treated #like they're contaminated. nor do they owe you a detailed medical history. a quick 'its not covid' is a valid response. #'joke' is the wrong word actually its not really a joke post. what i mean is i get that it's like. not that deep (via @authorizedpope)

covid has definitely created a new era of disabled people having to apologize for being disabled and it's not fun

I wonder what kind of symbolism they’re trying to get at

“There are a lot of giant robot shows in Japan, and we did want our story to have a religious theme to help distinguish us. Because Christianity is an uncommon religion in Japan we thought it would be mysterious. None of the staff who worked on Eva are Christians. There is no actual Christian meaning to the show, we just thought the visual symbols of Christianity look cool. If we had known the show would get distributed in the US and Europe we might have rethought that choice.” -Kazuya Tsurumaki, assistant director/art director on Neon Genesis Evangelion

eva is literally fake deep

#i love this tbh #like their treating christianity like white people treat buddhism and what not is such an unintentional fuck you