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Im like “i don’t judge people based on inconsequential personal opinions” until someone doesn’t like cats

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Someone whose posts I really liked once posted about disliking cats and I immediately lost all respect for them. Now when one of their posts comes up on my dash I’m like. That’s the cat hater

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do you guys ever go to make a tumblr post and then do like seven levels of mental chess to think about how someone could horribly misinterpret your words against you. i was just thinking about saying “can you imagine actually liking maroon 5′s music” and then my brain jumped ahead five days to where some random tumblr user with a url like hagrids-left-nutsack or something comments “maroon 5 is mostly enjoyed by older suburban housewives by saying this you make it very clear you hate the elderly, the working class and women” and i like

well anyway. can you imagine actually liking maroon 5′s music

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when did “lmao” become shorthand or w/e for “i’m fucking suffering”

jethroq

lamenting my anguish online

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The fact that Facebook was hindered in resolving their network routing issues in part because those same routing issues made their keycard readers stop working and locked them out of their own server rooms implies that Facebook’s building-internal security systems are on the same network as their public-facing social media infrastructure, which is both terrifying and hilarious.

prokopetz

Like, you know how funny it is that we never know why Tumblr is down because the page that reports Tumblr’s current status – and to which all outage messaging explicitly directs you – is hosted on the same server as the main site, so anything that takes out the main site also takes out the status page?

This is like that times a million.

prokopetz

And you know what the crowning cherry atop the clowncake is?

They ended up having to break out the angle grinders and cut their way into their own server room not because there was no lock-and-key backup for the electronic security, but because the personnel who held the keys to the lock-and-key backup couldn’t be reached.

Why couldn’t they be reached?

Well, Facebook’s internal messaging app was also down (of course), and because Facebook’s company policies forbid making use of any communication method other than the app, no one had bothered to maintain a phone contact list. The whole situation could have been resolved much more quickly if anyone, anywhere had simply known the keyholder’s phone number – but not a single person did.

Like, there’s failing to implement redundancies, and then there’s wilfully obstructing your own ability to make use of redundancies that already exist, and the preponderance of evidence suggests we’re looking at the second one.

Clowns.

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Nintendo and Disney joining forces to copyright strike anyone who mumbles their name 2021 (colorized)

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me: goodnight moon

moon: goodnight lil bitch

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rojo-todd

[singular] y’all

[plural] all y’all

mixedapocalyptic

3. [alternate plural] all'a y'all

simplessence

4. [possessive pronoun] y’all’s 5. [future tense] y’all’ll

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if we’re in a mutual follow feel free to give me your credit card number ! :)

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Addams Family Values (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

lesbx

this is gonna sound stupid but i’m amazed at baby capybaras bc they really truly are baby capybaras. there r so many animals you guys. so many where the babies look like tiny primordial creatures compared to the mature ones but baby capybaras r just little capybaras. they just start out like that. you know what i mean

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when you get mad at the wrong person & they get mad back

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