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This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

I found her heading for the bathroom at a dinner party at her house.

Bored with her guests & her husband, she begged me to ravish her in her bathroom while the party carried on in our absence. She was desperate to have me but I’d need to wait just a few moments as she was also desperate to use the loo.

I told her I’d be happy to oblige but only on the condition that she take me with her to the bathroom & begin the fore play right away. She looked puzzled & asked me how that was going to work when she had to go potty.

I told her that I had a major lapsitting fetish & that the toilet was my favourite place to do it as I also have a serious pee & poop fetish & love to combine the two. I laid it all out for her, how I would like to sit on her lap while she used her bathroom. She smiled & led me by the hand straight to the toilet as she commented on what a kinky fucker she thought I was.

We began to kiss & cuddle playfully as soon as our feet hit the tiled floor of her bathroom. Fumbling the door shut as we succumbed to our passion for each other. I kissed her neck as she expressed her growing need for the toilet. Her words turning me on more & more with every mention of sitting on the toilet & how badly she need to go.

She pushed me back, just a step or two as she started to lift her tight black skirt, wriggling it up her well rounded thighs & up over her perky curvaceous butt till it was round her waist. Tugging her tights & black panties down her thighs, stopping when they were bunched up just above her knees. I closed the gap between us & kissed her again, right on the lips as I grabbed a big handful of her bare ass. She pushed me back again & kept eye contact with me as she slowly & seductively sat down on the toilet. Flashing me a wicked smile I couldn’t wait any longer & straddled her. My butt cheeks mushed into her thighs as I took up position on her lap. Her hips & butt spreading out across the toilet seat, Her high heeled boots elevating her knees, Her legs closed, Her lap felt amazing as her body slipped between my legs nicely, our two bodies a perfect fit together. She slipped her hand up my back, gripping my shoulder & pulled my whole body down tighter into her lap & against her torso.

She spent the next minute or so squirming around in the seat as she found her perfect position to relieve herself. The whole time whispering in my ear about how badly she needing to have a wee. She asked me that if she made room for it, if I’d also give her anal. I looked her straight in the eyes, telling her that If she meant what I thought she meant then she should definitely do that. She stole a quick kiss from me before staring right into my eyes again & began to push.

I could feel her tummy in between my legs. Pressed hard against my crotch as she went to work on her bladder. A long, loud jet of piss hissed out her then stopped. I felt my cock bulge against her tummy. Her eyes dropped downwards for a second as she acknowledged my growing arousal, then straight back up to meet my gaze. A wry smile lighting up her face as she pushed with her tummy muscles again & this time a huge big shit began to squeeze out of her anus. She grunted & whimpered softly as she worked her big brown load out of her ass. Every time she pushed it further out another loud gush of piss would spray out of her slit, hissing into the bowl. After a couple of hard pushes I could smell her log as it crept stubbornly out of her accommodating anus, pushing her cheeks apart as she forced it slowly, further & further out of her stretching butt hole. Piss still constantly pulsing out her ureathra with every push of her sphincter.

After a minute or so the unmistakable sound of her shit breaking off into pieces & hitting the water with a incredibly satisfying plop started to ring out. Hissing & plopping sounds filling my ears as the scent of her expensive perfume was slowly & gradually replaced by the smell of her hot piss & girthy dump. She kept eye contact throughout, only breaking it for quick kisses between her hard pushes.

My cock reached full attention pressed against her midriff as emptied her bladder & bowels with great force. She announced that she was almost done & wanted to finish strong. I took her head in my hands & kissed her hard & continuously as her tummy contracted against my rock hard shaft & she gave one last push forcing out one last stink nugget out of her butt hole. Piss spraying frantically from her clean shaven pussy as she triumphantly forced the last of her poop out of her stretched out anus. One last giant plop as her ass hole closed up again & the last big lump of shit found the water below. Her piss gushed hard for a few more seconds then stopped abruptly. We just sat there for a few minutes, kissing, cuddling & fondling each other. She whispered in my ear about how horny she was & how desperate for my cock she was, how she hoped she’d earned a damn good shag. I praised her, on how well she’d handled taking me on her lap, how much I’d enjoyed straddling her while she relieved herself & how well she’d performed on the toilet, the power she pissed with & the wonderful plops she’d deposited in the loo, her large capacity & duration.

Still sat astride her I pulled some toilet paper off the roll, reaching down between our bodies & in between her legs to wipe her pissy pussy. She then grabbed some toilet paper too & lent into me. I clung on to her as she lifted her ass ever so slightly as she reached around her lovely round ass to wipe it clean, we kissed each other at every given opportunity.

We screwed each other’s brains out after that.

This is em-prissy. If you like what you see you should check out her blog. She is super hot & these are my favourite pictures of her.

I’ve had many fantasies about her & what it would be like to go to the bathroom with her. To straddle her & sit on her lap as she go’s potty. To hold her, kiss her & show her love in her most intimate of moments.