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@nevermore-the-crow
heyo!
saw this social media during my break so thought i would join! I definitely need some sort of social connection lol...
um... ask me things?
just dont worry about how i got the phone to work on school site (；☉_☉)
anyway yeah! :>
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I can’t open the door to my house and I’m locked out please help me
you see I would but I 1) have no clue how to get to your house and 2) am in the middle of a forest near my house
good news
i know how to get out of the forest!
do you live near the big tescos?
How did you get stuck in a forest?
Also I live near to the big one that’s across the road from the park
um
...
if i just say "poe" is that enough explanation for you?
oh! I know where you mean! thats like... a 15 minute walk!
how did you get locked out anyway...
I don’t know, I think I locked the key inside my house,
I can walk over and we can meet in the middle?
Nonono, I'll be there in 10. Im already walking.
[There was an audible metal jingle.]
Okay, I’ll try find a spare key…
[Edgar soon arrived!! holding what looked like little pieces of metal? Poe was swirling excitedly around him. holding a worm.]
Hey! Do you know what sort of lock the door is?
[. . . he was already lockpicking it.]
Why do you own- anyway. Uh, I’m not sure what type of lock it is
[kevin looks at Poe as he swirls around Edgar]
…do you wanna have a sleepover now that you’re here?
[this boy literally FREEZES.]
w- i- uh- a- um- like- wha-...
[He paused for a moment, getting the door open]
a-a-a sleepover? like- i-i sleep at your place?
[He was stuttering like when they first met. Did kevin genuinely trust him? he'd never been to a sleepover before... he didnt have many friends in primary school... why...]
I mean if you want to, if you don’t that’s totally fine I’m not like- kidnapping you or holding you hostage. I mean I’d like too but if you’re busy you can go or if your dad needs you or anything you’re free to go-
[kevin realises his rambling a bit and calms down]
Well, yeah… thanks for opening the door
nonononono i-i'm never busy, im normslly- normally just reading-
[he sidestepped a bit, shuffling a lot. He was a lot more awkward outside school, and that was saying something.]
i-i need to ask Father, obviously-
[He looked at Poe as he said it, and Poe flew off.]
b-but im sure it'll be fine!
Okay…
[kevin awkwardly stands there in silence]
… do you wanna… come in?
O-OH RIGHT SORRY! I-I swear im not a vampire, haha... that would be a really weird plot twist.
[He awkwardly walked in, looking at all the photos of Disney (even though none of them are in any) and all the memorabilia.]
do they... d-do they not have any photos of you?
[you idiot edgar. you absolute idiot. you say that like your family have any of you! you're nothing more than a way to continue the line. you do plan on continuing the family line, don't you? both your father and his father are polyamorous, they'd at lest expect you to try. what are you, some weird freak who doesn't like it?]
[Edgar had seemingly zoned out after asking the question, missing any answer]
[kevin laughs a bit and walks in after him, he also looks at the photos but mostly ignores them]
Oh! They do they’re just in other places… like the attic… Edgar? You okay?…
Do you want to have a look around? It’s quite… nice
a-ah! sorry, back, zoned out a bit... yeah, this place is nice... not too big. not too small. nice. what did you say about the photos? I caught "like the attic".
[he looked tired. moreso than at school, that was for sure.]
It’s okay!
Uh, they have most pictures of me in the attic to be displayed later… and there’s one in their room with me!
[kevins laughs awkwardly]
Do you want to do anything? Like… watch a movie?
uh-... im- im not fussed. ive got a small question um- how do you manage your curse outside the school? poe's easy enough, you can train birds. but what about you?
. . .
also am I the only one who's kinda worried for roland? yknow. with the whole... cult thing?
I mean my curse isn’t that bad, I just do the same as in school I suppose… what about you?
…
I don’t know about Roland since I don’t know how to contact him and I’m also a bit worried
ah- normally...- normally poe behaves outside of school. sometimes. but ive always got the excuse of "sorry. hes a bird in training" if-... when things go south.
[edgar yawned, leaning on a wall. edgar didnt lean. he hunched over, but he didnt lean.]
That makes sense… if you want we can go to my room and go to sleep?
[kevin is a bit awkward because he’s Normally not allowed to have people in his room, or even the house, but since his parents aren’t home it’s fine]
wh- do- do i look tired? im sorry- I swear im not that tired? um. I'm sorry.
[he was still leaning, but now he was fidgeting with his hands]
... im so sorry if this is awkward um- d-do you wanna do something? bake? watch a movie?
No! You don’t I was just askin’ cuz it’s getting late
We can watch a movie since I don’t have much baking supplies
yeah, yeah, sure! what- what movie do you wanna watch? I dont mind, i-i'm not usually a movie watcher...
[he looked like something was on his mind.]
do- do you need me to do anything?-
sometimes i wonder what kevin and roland think when im in the bathroom for an hour straight having a panic attack and cutting my hair while sobbing my eyes out :3
kevin. roland. if either of you see this, no you dont...
Sometimes, you’re like — “Nah, I’ve got time.” And then you’re fifteen minutes late.
Then you’re scared of being late, so you’re like. “This shit’s important, and I can’t be late.” So you aim to get to school fifteen minutes earlier than your usual timing, and suddenly you’re AN HOUR EARLY.
Does time dilate or am I hallucinating because of the bad bean sprouts?
Reliable
. . .
both of you need a diagnosis
You also need a diagnosis
(We’re gonna ignore that I forgot to make the first text orange…)
wh- I do NOT! What would imply that?! do i not act normal enough?! I can be more normal-
What would imply that I’d need a diagnosis too?
Also you definitely have anxiety…
well- y-you related to a post very- very obviously about- u-um- about adhd- p-plus with um- how- how you act at school i- um-... sorry...!-
[he shrunk into himself like a balloon]
i-i dont have anxiety! I can- i can handle social environments!
Okay well I don’t have adhd, I can focus fine and I don’t get distracted or anything like that! Also there’s no need to apologise
. . . a-at one point in school we were fighting something and you got distracted by a butterfly and almost got stabbed...
o-oh sugar i hope the others can't hear that- sorry- i-i forgot-
That was one time! That doesn’t automatically I mean I have ADHD…
or the time in Geogrsphy where you fell asleep for 40 minutes because you didnt sleep the night before because you were playing a game youre extremely fixated on?
… okay well I guess I might have adhd…
exactly join monty its nothing to be ashamed of
I suppose…
i dont have anxiety though. im not anxious. I dont know what you mean.
^<☉> — <☉>
Okay… so when you rethink every conversation you have is… just normal behaviour? And then you get scared that everyone hates you because of it? Which they don’t!
i-i-i'm sorry!- u-um- that- thats not social anxiety, thats me being a stupid idiot that cant act normal in public. plus, i thought scripting through what you're gonna say before a conversation was normal? all of my friends in primary school did it...
[that sounded like a half truth]
I pretty sure it’s not… maybe for an interview but for a normal conversation it’s not
. . .
uh-... we ignore my dad is diagnosef eith autism...
I can’t open the door to my house and I’m locked out please help me
you see I would but I 1) have no clue how to get to your house and 2) am in the middle of a forest near my house
good news
i know how to get out of the forest!
do you live near the big tescos?
How did you get stuck in a forest?
Also I live near to the big one that’s across the road from the park
um
...
if i just say "poe" is that enough explanation for you?
oh! I know where you mean! thats like... a 15 minute walk!
how did you get locked out anyway...
I don’t know, I think I locked the key inside my house,
I can walk over and we can meet in the middle?
Nonono, I'll be there in 10. Im already walking.
[There was an audible metal jingle.]
Okay, I’ll try find a spare key…
[Edgar soon arrived!! holding what looked like little pieces of metal? Poe was swirling excitedly around him. holding a worm.]
Hey! Do you know what sort of lock the door is?
[. . . he was already lockpicking it.]
Why do you own- anyway. Uh, I’m not sure what type of lock it is
[kevin looks at Poe as he swirls around Edgar]
…do you wanna have a sleepover now that you’re here?
[this boy literally FREEZES.]
w- i- uh- a- um- like- wha-...
[He paused for a moment, getting the door open]
a-a-a sleepover? like- i-i sleep at your place?
[He was stuttering like when they first met. Did kevin genuinely trust him? he'd never been to a sleepover before... he didnt have many friends in primary school... why...]
I mean if you want to, if you don’t that’s totally fine I’m not like- kidnapping you or holding you hostage. I mean I’d like too but if you’re busy you can go or if your dad needs you or anything you’re free to go-
[kevin realises his rambling a bit and calms down]
Well, yeah… thanks for opening the door
nonononono i-i'm never busy, im normslly- normally just reading-
[he sidestepped a bit, shuffling a lot. He was a lot more awkward outside school, and that was saying something.]
i-i need to ask Father, obviously-
[He looked at Poe as he said it, and Poe flew off.]
b-but im sure it'll be fine!
Okay…
[kevin awkwardly stands there in silence]
… do you wanna… come in?
O-OH RIGHT SORRY! I-I swear im not a vampire, haha... that would be a really weird plot twist.
[He awkwardly walked in, looking at all the photos of Disney (even though none of them are in any) and all the memorabilia.]
do they... d-do they not have any photos of you?
[you idiot edgar. you absolute idiot. you say that like your family have any of you! you're nothing more than a way to continue the line. you do plan on continuing the family line, don't you? both your father and his father are polyamorous, they'd at lest expect you to try. what are you, some weird freak who doesn't like it?]
[Edgar had seemingly zoned out after asking the question, missing any answer]
[kevin laughs a bit and walks in after him, he also looks at the photos but mostly ignores them]
Oh! They do they’re just in other places… like the attic… Edgar? You okay?…
Do you want to have a look around? It’s quite… nice
a-ah! sorry, back, zoned out a bit... yeah, this place is nice... not too big. not too small. nice. what did you say about the photos? I caught "like the attic".
[he looked tired. moreso than at school, that was for sure.]
It’s okay!
Uh, they have most pictures of me in the attic to be displayed later… and there’s one in their room with me!
[kevins laughs awkwardly]
Do you want to do anything? Like… watch a movie?
uh-... im- im not fussed. ive got a small question um- how do you manage your curse outside the school? poe's easy enough, you can train birds. but what about you?
. . .
also am I the only one who's kinda worried for roland? yknow. with the whole... cult thing?
I mean my curse isn’t that bad, I just do the same as in school I suppose… what about you?
…
I don’t know about Roland since I don’t know how to contact him and I’m also a bit worried
ah- normally...- normally poe behaves outside of school. sometimes. but ive always got the excuse of "sorry. hes a bird in training" if-... when things go south.
[edgar yawned, leaning on a wall. edgar didnt lean. he hunched over, but he didnt lean.]
That makes sense… if you want we can go to my room and go to sleep?
[kevin is a bit awkward because he’s Normally not allowed to have people in his room, or even the house, but since his parents aren’t home it’s fine]
wh- do- do i look tired? im sorry- I swear im not that tired? um. I'm sorry.
[he was still leaning, but now he was fidgeting with his hands]
... im so sorry if this is awkward um- d-do you wanna do something? bake? watch a movie?
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Sometimes, you’re like — “Nah, I’ve got time.” And then you’re fifteen minutes late.
Then you’re scared of being late, so you’re like. “This shit’s important, and I can’t be late.” So you aim to get to school fifteen minutes earlier than your usual timing, and suddenly you’re AN HOUR EARLY.
Does time dilate or am I hallucinating because of the bad bean sprouts?
Reliable
. . .
both of you need a diagnosis
You also need a diagnosis
(We’re gonna ignore that I forgot to make the first text orange…)
wh- I do NOT! What would imply that?! do i not act normal enough?! I can be more normal-
What would imply that I’d need a diagnosis too?
Also you definitely have anxiety…
well- y-you related to a post very- very obviously about- u-um- about adhd- p-plus with um- how- how you act at school i- um-... sorry...!-
[he shrunk into himself like a balloon]
i-i dont have anxiety! I can- i can handle social environments!
Okay well I don’t have adhd, I can focus fine and I don’t get distracted or anything like that! Also there’s no need to apologise
. . . a-at one point in school we were fighting something and you got distracted by a butterfly and almost got stabbed...
o-oh sugar i hope the others can't hear that- sorry- i-i forgot-
That was one time! That doesn’t automatically I mean I have ADHD…
or the time in Geogrsphy where you fell asleep for 40 minutes because you didnt sleep the night before because you were playing a game youre extremely fixated on?
… okay well I guess I might have adhd…
exactly join monty its nothing to be ashamed of
I suppose…
i dont have anxiety though. im not anxious. I dont know what you mean.
^<☉> — <☉>
Okay… so when you rethink every conversation you have is… just normal behaviour? And then you get scared that everyone hates you because of it? Which they don’t!
i-i-i'm sorry!- u-um- that- thats not social anxiety, thats me being a stupid idiot that cant act normal in public. plus, i thought scripting through what you're gonna say before a conversation was normal? all of my friends in primary school did it...
[that sounded like a half truth]
I can’t open the door to my house and I’m locked out please help me
you see I would but I 1) have no clue how to get to your house and 2) am in the middle of a forest near my house
good news
i know how to get out of the forest!
do you live near the big tescos?
How did you get stuck in a forest?
Also I live near to the big one that’s across the road from the park
um
...
if i just say "poe" is that enough explanation for you?
oh! I know where you mean! thats like... a 15 minute walk!
how did you get locked out anyway...
I don’t know, I think I locked the key inside my house,
I can walk over and we can meet in the middle?
Nonono, I'll be there in 10. Im already walking.
[There was an audible metal jingle.]
Okay, I’ll try find a spare key…
[Edgar soon arrived!! holding what looked like little pieces of metal? Poe was swirling excitedly around him. holding a worm.]
Hey! Do you know what sort of lock the door is?
[. . . he was already lockpicking it.]
Why do you own- anyway. Uh, I’m not sure what type of lock it is
[kevin looks at Poe as he swirls around Edgar]
…do you wanna have a sleepover now that you’re here?
[this boy literally FREEZES.]
w- i- uh- a- um- like- wha-...
[He paused for a moment, getting the door open]
a-a-a sleepover? like- i-i sleep at your place?
[He was stuttering like when they first met. Did kevin genuinely trust him? he'd never been to a sleepover before... he didnt have many friends in primary school... why...]
I mean if you want to, if you don’t that’s totally fine I’m not like- kidnapping you or holding you hostage. I mean I’d like too but if you’re busy you can go or if your dad needs you or anything you’re free to go-
[kevin realises his rambling a bit and calms down]
Well, yeah… thanks for opening the door
nonononono i-i'm never busy, im normslly- normally just reading-
[he sidestepped a bit, shuffling a lot. He was a lot more awkward outside school, and that was saying something.]
i-i need to ask Father, obviously-
[He looked at Poe as he said it, and Poe flew off.]
b-but im sure it'll be fine!
Okay…
[kevin awkwardly stands there in silence]
… do you wanna… come in?
O-OH RIGHT SORRY! I-I swear im not a vampire, haha... that would be a really weird plot twist.
[He awkwardly walked in, looking at all the photos of Disney (even though none of them are in any) and all the memorabilia.]
do they... d-do they not have any photos of you?
[you idiot edgar. you absolute idiot. you say that like your family have any of you! you're nothing more than a way to continue the line. you do plan on continuing the family line, don't you? both your father and his father are polyamorous, they'd at lest expect you to try. what are you, some weird freak who doesn't like it?]
[Edgar had seemingly zoned out after asking the question, missing any answer]
[kevin laughs a bit and walks in after him, he also looks at the photos but mostly ignores them]
Oh! They do they’re just in other places… like the attic… Edgar? You okay?…
Do you want to have a look around? It’s quite… nice
a-ah! sorry, back, zoned out a bit... yeah, this place is nice... not too big. not too small. nice. what did you say about the photos? I caught "like the attic".
[he looked tired. moreso than at school, that was for sure.]
It’s okay!
Uh, they have most pictures of me in the attic to be displayed later… and there’s one in their room with me!
[kevins laughs awkwardly]
Do you want to do anything? Like… watch a movie?
uh-... im- im not fussed. ive got a small question um- how do you manage your curse outside the school? poe's easy enough, you can train birds. but what about you?
. . .
also am I the only one who's kinda worried for roland? yknow. with the whole... cult thing?
I mean my curse isn’t that bad, I just do the same as in school I suppose… what about you?
…
I don’t know about Roland since I don’t know how to contact him and I’m also a bit worried
ah- normally...- normally poe behaves outside of school. sometimes. but ive always got the excuse of "sorry. hes a bird in training" if-... when things go south.
[edgar yawned, leaning on a wall. edgar didnt lean. he hunched over, but he didnt lean.]
i dont know what my father is on about. I eat enough. I drink enough. all this talk of "you only drink one cup of water a day" so? its not like im collapsing.
"you dont eat unless we have one of like 7 foods here" and?! youre just as picky as I am. let me eat what I enjoy.
Sometimes, you’re like — “Nah, I’ve got time.” And then you’re fifteen minutes late.
Then you’re scared of being late, so you’re like. “This shit’s important, and I can’t be late.” So you aim to get to school fifteen minutes earlier than your usual timing, and suddenly you’re AN HOUR EARLY.
Does time dilate or am I hallucinating because of the bad bean sprouts?
Reliable
. . .
both of you need a diagnosis
You also need a diagnosis
(We’re gonna ignore that I forgot to make the first text orange…)
wh- I do NOT! What would imply that?! do i not act normal enough?! I can be more normal-
What would imply that I’d need a diagnosis too?
Also you definitely have anxiety…
well- y-you related to a post very- very obviously about- u-um- about adhd- p-plus with um- how- how you act at school i- um-... sorry...!-
[he shrunk into himself like a balloon]
i-i dont have anxiety! I can- i can handle social environments!
Okay well I don’t have adhd, I can focus fine and I don’t get distracted or anything like that! Also there’s no need to apologise
. . . a-at one point in school we were fighting something and you got distracted by a butterfly and almost got stabbed...
o-oh sugar i hope the others can't hear that- sorry- i-i forgot-
That was one time! That doesn’t automatically I mean I have ADHD…
or the time in Geogrsphy where you fell asleep for 40 minutes because you didnt sleep the night before because you were playing a game youre extremely fixated on?
… okay well I guess I might have adhd…
exactly join monty its nothing to be ashamed of
I suppose…
i dont have anxiety though. im not anxious. I dont know what you mean.
^<☉> — <☉>
I can’t open the door to my house and I’m locked out please help me
you see I would but I 1) have no clue how to get to your house and 2) am in the middle of a forest near my house
good news
i know how to get out of the forest!
do you live near the big tescos?
How did you get stuck in a forest?
Also I live near to the big one that’s across the road from the park
um
...
if i just say "poe" is that enough explanation for you?
oh! I know where you mean! thats like... a 15 minute walk!
how did you get locked out anyway...
I don’t know, I think I locked the key inside my house,
I can walk over and we can meet in the middle?
Nonono, I'll be there in 10. Im already walking.
[There was an audible metal jingle.]
Okay, I’ll try find a spare key…
[Edgar soon arrived!! holding what looked like little pieces of metal? Poe was swirling excitedly around him. holding a worm.]
Hey! Do you know what sort of lock the door is?
[. . . he was already lockpicking it.]
Why do you own- anyway. Uh, I’m not sure what type of lock it is
[kevin looks at Poe as he swirls around Edgar]
…do you wanna have a sleepover now that you’re here?
[this boy literally FREEZES.]
w- i- uh- a- um- like- wha-...
[He paused for a moment, getting the door open]
a-a-a sleepover? like- i-i sleep at your place?
[He was stuttering like when they first met. Did kevin genuinely trust him? he'd never been to a sleepover before... he didnt have many friends in primary school... why...]
I mean if you want to, if you don’t that’s totally fine I’m not like- kidnapping you or holding you hostage. I mean I’d like too but if you’re busy you can go or if your dad needs you or anything you’re free to go-
[kevin realises his rambling a bit and calms down]
Well, yeah… thanks for opening the door
nonononono i-i'm never busy, im normslly- normally just reading-
[he sidestepped a bit, shuffling a lot. He was a lot more awkward outside school, and that was saying something.]
i-i need to ask Father, obviously-
[He looked at Poe as he said it, and Poe flew off.]
b-but im sure it'll be fine!
Okay…
[kevin awkwardly stands there in silence]
… do you wanna… come in?
O-OH RIGHT SORRY! I-I swear im not a vampire, haha... that would be a really weird plot twist.
[He awkwardly walked in, looking at all the photos of Disney (even though none of them are in any) and all the memorabilia.]
do they... d-do they not have any photos of you?
[you idiot edgar. you absolute idiot. you say that like your family have any of you! you're nothing more than a way to continue the line. you do plan on continuing the family line, don't you? both your father and his father are polyamorous, they'd at lest expect you to try. what are you, some weird freak who doesn't like it?]
[Edgar had seemingly zoned out after asking the question, missing any answer]
[kevin laughs a bit and walks in after him, he also looks at the photos but mostly ignores them]
Oh! They do they’re just in other places… like the attic… Edgar? You okay?…
Do you want to have a look around? It’s quite… nice
a-ah! sorry, back, zoned out a bit... yeah, this place is nice... not too big. not too small. nice. what did you say about the photos? I caught "like the attic".
[he looked tired. moreso than at school, that was for sure.]
It’s okay!
Uh, they have most pictures of me in the attic to be displayed later… and there’s one in their room with me!
[kevins laughs awkwardly]
Do you want to do anything? Like… watch a movie?
uh-... im- im not fussed. ive got a small question um- how do you manage your curse outside the school? poe's easy enough, you can train birds. but what about you?
. . .
also am I the only one who's kinda worried for roland? yknow. with the whole... cult thing?
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Sometimes, you’re like — “Nah, I’ve got time.” And then you’re fifteen minutes late.
Then you’re scared of being late, so you’re like. “This shit’s important, and I can’t be late.” So you aim to get to school fifteen minutes earlier than your usual timing, and suddenly you’re AN HOUR EARLY.
Does time dilate or am I hallucinating because of the bad bean sprouts?
Reliable
. . .
both of you need a diagnosis
You also need a diagnosis
(We’re gonna ignore that I forgot to make the first text orange…)
wh- I do NOT! What would imply that?! do i not act normal enough?! I can be more normal-
What would imply that I’d need a diagnosis too?
Also you definitely have anxiety…
well- y-you related to a post very- very obviously about- u-um- about adhd- p-plus with um- how- how you act at school i- um-... sorry...!-
[he shrunk into himself like a balloon]
i-i dont have anxiety! I can- i can handle social environments!
Okay well I don’t have adhd, I can focus fine and I don’t get distracted or anything like that! Also there’s no need to apologise
. . . a-at one point in school we were fighting something and you got distracted by a butterfly and almost got stabbed...
o-oh sugar i hope the others can't hear that- sorry- i-i forgot-
That was one time! That doesn’t automatically I mean I have ADHD…
or the time in Geogrsphy where you fell asleep for 40 minutes because you didnt sleep the night before because you were playing a game youre extremely fixated on?
… okay well I guess I might have adhd…
exactly join monty its nothing to be ashamed of
I can’t open the door to my house and I’m locked out please help me
you see I would but I 1) have no clue how to get to your house and 2) am in the middle of a forest near my house
good news
i know how to get out of the forest!
do you live near the big tescos?
How did you get stuck in a forest?
Also I live near to the big one that’s across the road from the park
um
...
if i just say "poe" is that enough explanation for you?
oh! I know where you mean! thats like... a 15 minute walk!
how did you get locked out anyway...
I don’t know, I think I locked the key inside my house,
I can walk over and we can meet in the middle?
Nonono, I'll be there in 10. Im already walking.
[There was an audible metal jingle.]
Okay, I’ll try find a spare key…
[Edgar soon arrived!! holding what looked like little pieces of metal? Poe was swirling excitedly around him. holding a worm.]
Hey! Do you know what sort of lock the door is?
[. . . he was already lockpicking it.]
Why do you own- anyway. Uh, I’m not sure what type of lock it is
[kevin looks at Poe as he swirls around Edgar]
…do you wanna have a sleepover now that you’re here?
[this boy literally FREEZES.]
w- i- uh- a- um- like- wha-...
[He paused for a moment, getting the door open]
a-a-a sleepover? like- i-i sleep at your place?
[He was stuttering like when they first met. Did kevin genuinely trust him? he'd never been to a sleepover before... he didnt have many friends in primary school... why...]
I mean if you want to, if you don’t that’s totally fine I’m not like- kidnapping you or holding you hostage. I mean I’d like too but if you’re busy you can go or if your dad needs you or anything you’re free to go-
[kevin realises his rambling a bit and calms down]
Well, yeah… thanks for opening the door
nonononono i-i'm never busy, im normslly- normally just reading-
[he sidestepped a bit, shuffling a lot. He was a lot more awkward outside school, and that was saying something.]
i-i need to ask Father, obviously-
[He looked at Poe as he said it, and Poe flew off.]
b-but im sure it'll be fine!
Okay…
[kevin awkwardly stands there in silence]
… do you wanna… come in?
O-OH RIGHT SORRY! I-I swear im not a vampire, haha... that would be a really weird plot twist.
[He awkwardly walked in, looking at all the photos of Disney (even though none of them are in any) and all the memorabilia.]
do they... d-do they not have any photos of you?
[you idiot edgar. you absolute idiot. you say that like your family have any of you! you're nothing more than a way to continue the line. you do plan on continuing the family line, don't you? both your father and his father are polyamorous, they'd at lest expect you to try. what are you, some weird freak who doesn't like it?]
[Edgar had seemingly zoned out after asking the question, missing any answer]
[kevin laughs a bit and walks in after him, he also looks at the photos but mostly ignores them]
Oh! They do they’re just in other places… like the attic… Edgar? You okay?…
Do you want to have a look around? It’s quite… nice
a-ah! sorry, back, zoned out a bit... yeah, this place is nice... not too big. not too small. nice. what did you say about the photos? I caught "like the attic".
[he looked tired. moreso than at school, that was for sure.]
Sometimes, you’re like — “Nah, I’ve got time.” And then you’re fifteen minutes late.
Then you’re scared of being late, so you’re like. “This shit’s important, and I can’t be late.” So you aim to get to school fifteen minutes earlier than your usual timing, and suddenly you’re AN HOUR EARLY.
Does time dilate or am I hallucinating because of the bad bean sprouts?
Reliable
. . .
both of you need a diagnosis
You also need a diagnosis
(We’re gonna ignore that I forgot to make the first text orange…)
wh- I do NOT! What would imply that?! do i not act normal enough?! I can be more normal-
What would imply that I’d need a diagnosis too?
Also you definitely have anxiety…
well- y-you related to a post very- very obviously about- u-um- about adhd- p-plus with um- how- how you act at school i- um-... sorry...!-
[he shrunk into himself like a balloon]
i-i dont have anxiety! I can- i can handle social environments!
Okay well I don’t have adhd, I can focus fine and I don’t get distracted or anything like that! Also there’s no need to apologise
. . . a-at one point in school we were fighting something and you got distracted by a butterfly and almost got stabbed...
o-oh sugar i hope the others can't hear that- sorry- i-i forgot-
That was one time! That doesn’t automatically I mean I have ADHD…
or the time in Geogrsphy where you fell asleep for 40 minutes because you didnt sleep the night before because you were playing a game youre extremely fixated on?
I can’t open the door to my house and I’m locked out please help me
you see I would but I 1) have no clue how to get to your house and 2) am in the middle of a forest near my house
good news
i know how to get out of the forest!
do you live near the big tescos?
How did you get stuck in a forest?
Also I live near to the big one that’s across the road from the park
um
...
if i just say "poe" is that enough explanation for you?
oh! I know where you mean! thats like... a 15 minute walk!
how did you get locked out anyway...
I don’t know, I think I locked the key inside my house,
I can walk over and we can meet in the middle?
Nonono, I'll be there in 10. Im already walking.
[There was an audible metal jingle.]
Okay, I’ll try find a spare key…
[Edgar soon arrived!! holding what looked like little pieces of metal? Poe was swirling excitedly around him. holding a worm.]
Hey! Do you know what sort of lock the door is?
[. . . he was already lockpicking it.]
Why do you own- anyway. Uh, I’m not sure what type of lock it is
[kevin looks at Poe as he swirls around Edgar]
…do you wanna have a sleepover now that you’re here?
[this boy literally FREEZES.]
w- i- uh- a- um- like- wha-...
[He paused for a moment, getting the door open]
a-a-a sleepover? like- i-i sleep at your place?
[He was stuttering like when they first met. Did kevin genuinely trust him? he'd never been to a sleepover before... he didnt have many friends in primary school... why...]
I mean if you want to, if you don’t that’s totally fine I’m not like- kidnapping you or holding you hostage. I mean I’d like too but if you’re busy you can go or if your dad needs you or anything you’re free to go-
[kevin realises his rambling a bit and calms down]
Well, yeah… thanks for opening the door
nonononono i-i'm never busy, im normslly- normally just reading-
[he sidestepped a bit, shuffling a lot. He was a lot more awkward outside school, and that was saying something.]
i-i need to ask Father, obviously-
[He looked at Poe as he said it, and Poe flew off.]
b-but im sure it'll be fine!
Okay…
[kevin awkwardly stands there in silence]
… do you wanna… come in?
O-OH RIGHT SORRY! I-I swear im not a vampire, haha... that would be a really weird plot twist.
[He awkwardly walked in, looking at all the photos of Disney (even though none of them are in any) and all the memorabilia.]
do they... d-do they not have any photos of you?
[you idiot edgar. you absolute idiot. you say that like your family have any of you! you're nothing more than a way to continue the line. you do plan on continuing the family line, don't you? both your father and his father are polyamorous, they'd at lest expect you to try. what are you, some weird freak who doesn't like it?]
[Edgar had seemingly zoned out after asking the question, missing any answer]
Sometimes, you’re like — “Nah, I’ve got time.” And then you’re fifteen minutes late.
Then you’re scared of being late, so you’re like. “This shit’s important, and I can’t be late.” So you aim to get to school fifteen minutes earlier than your usual timing, and suddenly you’re AN HOUR EARLY.
Does time dilate or am I hallucinating because of the bad bean sprouts?
Reliable
. . .
both of you need a diagnosis
You also need a diagnosis
(We’re gonna ignore that I forgot to make the first text orange…)
wh- I do NOT! What would imply that?! do i not act normal enough?! I can be more normal-
What would imply that I’d need a diagnosis too?
Also you definitely have anxiety…
well- y-you related to a post very- very obviously about- u-um- about adhd- p-plus with um- how- how you act at school i- um-... sorry...!-
[he shrunk into himself like a balloon]
i-i dont have anxiety! I can- i can handle social environments!
Okay well I don’t have adhd, I can focus fine and I don’t get distracted or anything like that! Also there’s no need to apologise
. . . a-at one point in school we were fighting something and you got distracted by a butterfly and almost got stabbed...
o-oh sugar i hope the others can't hear that- sorry- i-i forgot-
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I can’t open the door to my house and I’m locked out please help me
you see I would but I 1) have no clue how to get to your house and 2) am in the middle of a forest near my house
good news
i know how to get out of the forest!
do you live near the big tescos?
How did you get stuck in a forest?
Also I live near to the big one that’s across the road from the park
um
...
if i just say "poe" is that enough explanation for you?
oh! I know where you mean! thats like... a 15 minute walk!
how did you get locked out anyway...
I don’t know, I think I locked the key inside my house,
I can walk over and we can meet in the middle?
Nonono, I'll be there in 10. Im already walking.
[There was an audible metal jingle.]
Okay, I’ll try find a spare key…
[Edgar soon arrived!! holding what looked like little pieces of metal? Poe was swirling excitedly around him. holding a worm.]
Hey! Do you know what sort of lock the door is?
[. . . he was already lockpicking it.]
Why do you own- anyway. Uh, I’m not sure what type of lock it is
[kevin looks at Poe as he swirls around Edgar]
…do you wanna have a sleepover now that you’re here?
[this boy literally FREEZES.]
w- i- uh- a- um- like- wha-...
[He paused for a moment, getting the door open]
a-a-a sleepover? like- i-i sleep at your place?
[He was stuttering like when they first met. Did kevin genuinely trust him? he'd never been to a sleepover before... he didnt have many friends in primary school... why...]
I mean if you want to, if you don’t that’s totally fine I’m not like- kidnapping you or holding you hostage. I mean I’d like too but if you’re busy you can go or if your dad needs you or anything you’re free to go-
[kevin realises his rambling a bit and calms down]
Well, yeah… thanks for opening the door
nonononono i-i'm never busy, im normslly- normally just reading-
[he sidestepped a bit, shuffling a lot. He was a lot more awkward outside school, and that was saying something.]
i-i need to ask Father, obviously-
[He looked at Poe as he said it, and Poe flew off.]
b-but im sure it'll be fine!
Sometimes, you’re like — “Nah, I’ve got time.” And then you’re fifteen minutes late.
Then you’re scared of being late, so you’re like. “This shit’s important, and I can’t be late.” So you aim to get to school fifteen minutes earlier than your usual timing, and suddenly you’re AN HOUR EARLY.
Does time dilate or am I hallucinating because of the bad bean sprouts?
Reliable
. . .
both of you need a diagnosis
You also need a diagnosis
(We’re gonna ignore that I forgot to make the first text orange…)
wh- I do NOT! What would imply that?! do i not act normal enough?! I can be more normal-
What would imply that I’d need a diagnosis too?
Also you definitely have anxiety…
well- y-you related to a post very- very obviously about- u-um- about adhd- p-plus with um- how- how you act at school i- um-... sorry...!-
[he shrunk into himself like a balloon]
i-i dont have anxiety! I can- i can handle social environments!
