Bookish girl

no cause wdym someone made up hornkus binglefuck to make fun of marauders fans and now we’re headcanoning him and turning him into a real character? im crying, i love this fandom so much.

the generational gap between people who joined this fandom in wolfstar era, jegulus era, rosekiller era and hornkus binglefuck era is insane

being a marauders fan on tumblr rn is crazy because I will never be able to explain hornkus binglefuck to anyone who didn’t see it happen. also it could be a very small thing and I’m just moots with binglemasters

posh 11 yo city boy Sirius who never met anyone who didn't speak in perfectly polished English became absolutely obsessed with 11 yo country kid Remus with his thick Welsh accent and blue collar slang when they met

sirius black is still a little bit scared that he might drop dead if he eats chocolate because of padfoot despite kissing remus lupin who tastes like chocolate and consumes at least one bar per day.

reblog to disturb jk rowling

Maniac by Conan Gray is just Rosekiller

you can pry my barty calls evan "rosie" and evan calls barty "bee" headcanon out of my cold, dead hands

hornkus binglefuck is why tumblr is better than tiktok