Wiped Out!

being an ah fan is just going “i should watch sky factory again” every so often

sometimes making tea is less about drinking it and more ab it keeping you company

bi people be like: *gets served food at a restaurant once by an individual around their age and are like* “just met an angel today I’m in love :)”

so far being in my 20s is like *hyperfixates* *oversleeps* *mourns my lost youth* *hyperfixates* *oversleeps* *oversleeps* *drinks too much on a thursday* *oversleeps*

The best part of being a fan of achievement hunter for so long is that I’ve seen the evolution of people thinking that Michael was a chaotic force that Lindsay had to deal with to Lindsay being the chaotic force that Michael has to deal with

#but michael is a controlled chaos #he points his chaos where he wants it#lindsay just leaks chaotic energy everywhere #no one is safe (via @agentnavi)

U ever meet a super cool girl and ur like… do I want her to be my best friend or my wife

all of achievement hunter shares two brain cells and usually ryan has both of them but when he doesnt jack and michael split them

i am the shyest attention whore ever

Me to my skin: we’re adults now, let’s act like it.