doing well thanks

[clearly experiencing symptoms of mania] oh i get it! im finally normal!

blonde people are so scary why cant u have a normal hair color like black or brown or green or green

I love being out of the loop #notmyloop

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace

Do you think cavemen ever got humiliated and had the kms urge? Like "Grug so embarrassed, Grug jump into tar pit" and then Glarg is like "Noooo everyone forget soon" and Grug is like "Grug going to do it for real"

new product concept. Creek Yogurt. you know what it is. CREEK YOGURT: You Fucking Bet Your Ass It Has Active Cultures

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

feminism is about blunts and weed. its about smoking marijuana, and as much of it as you can get your hands on

once i read everything on earth then i think ill be prepared to write

(me ever since I was 12) okay I actually need to get it together now

is it a vape in your pocket or are you just happy and smelling of mangos to see me

love my downward spiral :) #myspiral #descending

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affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

:/