Wraith

I have so much respect for the wee girls who do cartwheels for no reason regardless of context. like it's just their default idle animation. nothing else is happening might as well be upside down for a moment. iconic tbh

it’s infuriating when the customer is wrong yes we all know this. however it’s probably 10000x worse when the customer is right, because what do you MEAN my coworker deleted 7 of your fucking accounts off of your profile when you just wanted to edit them and now I have to deal with it??? i can’t even be pissed that you’re being a bitch about it because i would be too!!! fuck!!!!

Has anyone noticed that translating poetry is not easy

It's kind of like if you were in unrequited love with the crossword puzzle

I’m in this picture. AND I DEFINITELY DO NOT LIKE IT!!!

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

interact with kitty cat to recover sanity meter

A sword is the perfect gender neutral gift.

The horrors persist, and you will not

is this happening because i was born

you can make monday better by baking cookies

Damn! You're right! Why hasn't cooking school covered this!?

Outdated curriculum. They don't know how perilous Mondays have become.

I recommend stoic forbearance as an alternative.

ON A MONDAY!!!?

Diligence at one’s personal convenience is not diligence.

If you are not willing to show self-discipline on a Monday, then you spend one seventh of your lifetime falling short. This is not the path of the immortals.

That's ok. I'd rather be a mortal who has cookies on Monday than an immortal that doesn't 🙂‍↕️

Wise words