destreza

got my lab results back turns out i’m full of rage because i am full of grief

creature fact: you have just been bited

coworker who has shot me with a water pistol twice today asked me “did you ever watch k-pop demon hunters,” i said “no,” he said, “do you watch Anything,” i looked up towards the ceiling briefly before looking back at him & saying, “no,” he said, “all i can picture, is you, in a corner of a room, staring at a wall,” i said, “yeah”

all yall make jokes about couples and their nonromantic third wheel having fun together, but im the one getting treated to food tonight by the couple im nonromantically third wheeling. you wish you were me

they greebled him

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

New kink called make me feel wanted

fill my bed put some liquor in it

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

12 years of neil banging out the tunes!

16 YEARS OF NEIL BANGING OUT THE TUNES!!

20 YEARS OF NEIL BANGING OUT THE TUNES