Solitaire

it's NO-vember. Don't ask me for shit

Never before has an animal’s face so clearly expressed “You think you’re hilarious, don’t you?”

If I were a snake I know it'd feel good as fuuuuuck to just stick out my tongue to sense my environment #mysurroundings

we grown asf talk to me instead of actin weird

im yet to see a problem men say they face alone that isnt faced by everyone

'men suffer in silence' in my experience their 'silence' is so loud that it drowns out everyone elses to the point where they think they're the only ones suffering

once when I was at old retail job this woman came up to the counter very obviously on her phone with earbuds in which I consider extremely disrespectful so whenever someone did that I would like. wait for 20-30 whole ass long seconds to see if they even noticed I was alive and if they insisted on being an asshole i would ring them up because I had to but they would NOT get their rewards points or any sales unless they spoke to me and apologized ANYWAY the woman moseyed up full ass on the phone placing her Products to Purchase on the counter alongside her iPhone 97 or whatever but not speaking (???) which was kind of weird usually the Disrespectful ones would be in the middle of some Facetime conversation with half their family or something so I glanced down at the phone to see WTF was going on and if she was one of these people who skipped out on their work from home job to do errands and say "uh huh" every 2.5 minutes on the Office Zoom Call ANYWAY i took a gander to see what kind of corpo Inc. idiots were in the corner of the phone screen and it said...... "BetterHelp" And before the "ummmmmm" hit my body and as soon as I got my eyes back up in position the woman finally speaks she puts one finger up and says "Excuse me" taps to unmute and speaks into the phone and says for real "and how does that make you feel?"

this is a horror story

they should invent a constructive feedback that doesnt make me feel like the guy on the ten of swords tarot card