Half Drunk Off The Hour

me: *says the vaguest most incoherent shit ever*

Hozier’s entire persona, his aura, and his discography of work is the complete embodiment of the phrase “Fuck me as hard as I hate myself.”

cuz the original was flagged…

Absolutely tear apart “I’m being forced to marry this woman” jokes. I hate them so fucking much. Do you know how much of a let down it is to see the person you love and share so much with turn around and rag on you to your friends as “the ol’ ball and chain”? Imagine trusting and respecting someone so much that you’re willing to commit your life to a union with them, and meanwhile they’re talking about how their life could only get worse if they were married to you. Destroy the idea that a man’s life is best when he’s a player, and that his life is “over” once he allows a woman into it. Destroy the idea that all women are controlling, horrible bridezillas. How disenchanting it is to see so many people shit all over the love between two people.

i have NPC energy cause most of my replies consist on

more reasons im a NPC:

Princess Leia: I don't understand how our mother could possibly fall for such a monster like Vader?!

re re re re re: “the great gatsby gay”