local lotus lover

Wait how the hell does she have two different bangs at once

You cannot comprehend the powers of an italian woman from new jersey

she took his hair thats how

Wait how the hell does she have two different bangs at once

You cannot comprehend the powers of an italian woman from new jersey

why is there barely any people shipping carl and grace. they meet cute and create a baby together and you still dont ship them? this is disgraceful.

sometimes when I’m being especially self deprecating and convinced no one likes me I have to tell myself “you’re being goob. you are being goob right now”

it's safe to say that rn the whole world is in the MOST american time of their life.

i like when the green following badge pops up. but then its like we could be more. you liked my post but im still not good enough

i still think its very funny that hannibal lecter brutally murdered a politician & found a way to graft him into a tree because he bulldozed the natural habitat of an endangered species of bird & a few episodes later he purchased & cooked an endangered species of bird just so he could watch his boytoy deepthroat It

So can non-disabled people stop doing that thing where they act like it’s morally righteous to force yourself to work while you’re sick and assume taking sick days automatically equates to laziness. Any time now. That’d be great

The leader of the scout group I help out at approached me out of hours while I was walking to work to tell me that people have been talking behind my back because I missed more sessions than I attended this term (on account of having Covid twice) and was like “We all show up when we’re sick because we take responsibility” and I felt really shitty and guilty and cried the whole workday then I got home and told my mum and she was like “So they want you to throw up on the kids? That’s dodgy. They don’t even pay you. Stop going” and a wave of serenity hit me like a bus

for me, it's not about moral righteousness, but more of a "powering through it will give me immense strength" kind of thing. showing up for my past self and not letting the work done by her previously go to waste is my sole reasoning. But that might be because im involved in academics and not a corporate job, so i dont have the joy sucking element to it. but obvi if you have harpies or COVID then you are allowed to take care of yourself and take a break shawty

i think "[sic]" is one of the funniest things of literature. like yeah this guy really wrote it out like that

For the uninitiated, you write [sic]—literally "this" or "so" in latin—to indicate that you haven't altered the wording or spelling. While it can be used to preserve a joke misspelling (aminals) or indicate that you know it looks weird (the Toronto Maple Leafs), it is also the most biting three letters that you can throw at a motherfucker who should know better.

Somebody made an error here and it sure wasn't me (derogatory)

When some idiot's writing is dumb and stupid and wrong and the author wants to sic the audience on them. [You see this shit?]