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♡IT’S YOUR OLD BEST FRIEND S̝̀̈ͩ͂̑͌ͭ͞P̨̰̦͖̜̟̺͓͇̏̔̽́Ỉ̸̭̮̣̘͍̟̂̒Ṇ̴̛̬̝͋ͣ͘Ê͍̗͖̟͍̳͖ͯ̇͋̌͐̃̓̾̀͝L̿̐̅҉̳̖͉̰͕͔̬͘!!♡

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So here’s 2 yr timeskip Steven w/ Spinel in the Bad Prediction AU~ Her new outfit was designed by @wilted3sunflowers​.

For those who might not’ve seen my other posts regarding her tbh I’ve forgotten what I’ve said by now but while Spinel still waited for Pink to return, Steven finds her in the garden (no intergalactic peace just yet in this timeskip) while trying to find suitable places for the now escaped Zoomans to live in this AU.

So since she still thinks Steven is Pink who’s just being a liiiiiiitle forgetful its ok i’ll show you aaaaallll our games it’ll be Fͭ̅̋̓̒̅̓͑҉̵̧̭̙̰̼̞ͅU͎̮̮͓̟̖̫͋̎̓ͅN̛̺̝̒̑̕͢!, she’s extra clingy. Basically just turn up the yandere on this version of her.

Yeah, people were hunting for jesus and he ratted him out for money. He hung himself. In the same passage it is said that he returned the money too

Hanahaki Virus

Ahem, tag your moots for Pride Month!! What's your identity, pronouns, preference and types or are you allies, my fellow pride mates?

I am proudly genderfae (she/they), panromantic/fictoromantic and asexual!

She/ Her, cis female :)

Feel free to ignore the tags or hop in if you haven't been tagged! <3

Though I am way too confused to really say so yet.

I am proudly pansexual and aegoromantic! It's my first full month, also first time on the Internet, that I'm calling myself aegoromantic (Tumblr needs more text colors cuz I can't color my pride text right sigh), and it's conveniently during pride month lol. I didn't have that planned I swear!

cis male, and straight. Yeah, boring as hell, lmao. An ally.

I hope you all have a great month!! Stay safe!!!

Asriel: And I'm wanting to go on unchanging forever

i was thinking about body horror (a favourite subject) and phm (a second favourite subject) and also the ship who sang series by mccaffrey (not included on the list). so.

what if stratt killed him? (I LOVE STRATT. THIS IS NOT A STRATT HATE BLOG.) also i know this goes against the fuck yeah science! vibe inherent to phm but i'm a le guin stan we don't do that over here

anyway anyway. she kills him. by accident, of course! but he dies right there and then, face down in the grass. and then i was thinking about Voyager 1, which we still have contact with even though it's been up there in space 50 years, and how they send commands to it?

there's no Chill Time in the middle of all the action happening in canon right now but i imagine if they had a moment to breathe and prepare. my god figment and mitsi would have some things to talk about.

i think this scenario would manage to make even fig feel awkward, none of the usual confidence, just kind of shellshocked and reticent. having to break to mitsi the state vic was in after she died, and deal with vic being essentially gone right now, and their entire worldview about chosen being shaken- s'a lot!

fig will Not Think about the depth of emotion they are feeling and the implication behind the word 'feeling'. it is Not The Time

Yup!! Not real time to talk, sadly, and so Mitsi is having a time with this. Thing. But it seems to agree with her, and while she didn't appreciate it calling Vic an idiot as he DIED... she can tell it. Cares. And it wants to get Vic back, from whatever is happening, because she does not know much- But it fills her in on at least a bit of what happened before hand, dancing around some topics but- that Dark tricked Vic into a way to revive you- yes, with a Kid, yes it realizes how that is, but later- but instead used it to trap you away and it's guessing, it was going to control you. But... Vic freed you, and left it with you. Which leaves so many questions but. Later.

It has no time to unpack Vic’s horrid mental state, its origins as a means of self torment, the slow change in dynamic over the years, and its general ‘existence’ at all.

Nothing can stop him now

But, like, NO????

Maybe he has good INTENTIONS, but he’s very obviously screwed in the head! Even before Poppy died, the dolls he based off of her are implied to be somewhat organic. Who the hell does that?

Bringing in Harley, mentoring him, and then SENDING HIM BACK TO HIS (probably) ABUSIVE FAMILY??? WTF ARE YOU DOING DUDE

He turned his daughter into a literal porcelain doll. Are you kidding me?

What he did with Oliver is whole ‘nother level of fucked up. You take in a kid who had abusive parents, play at being a father for a bit, THEN you turn him into a mechanical monster for the sake of your dead daughter (and stuff his body in a duffel bag) AND YOU HAVE THE GALL TO SAY THAT YOU CAN BE A FAMILY???? MF PLEASE. NO WONDER HE (likely) KILLED YOUR ASS

And I agree that I don’t think Eliot genuinely loved poppy either- hes just as obsessed with her as the prototype is- maybe even more all things considered and the worst part is that if he’d only stop and thought things through then he’d realize that him succeeding in bringing her back is ultimately damning her.

She’s stuck as a porcelain doll and can never grow up- she can’t even go into society again because people will want to experiment on her. Any dreams she had of traveling the world, meeting people and maybe carrying on her dad’s legacy are over. She’s fragile and can break. she’s immortal and will outlive and outlast everyone she loves.

What is there left for her to do other than to just play with her aging father who was barely paying attention to his failing company at the time?

And this isn’t even scraping the surface of the honestly justified albeit misdirected resentment and bitterness other experiments would feel towards her (the way he did Ollie was horrific. He perfectly manipulated him into wanting this (promising someone who’d come from a broken home a better place) didn’t deny Ollie’s lack of humanity/loss of identity (he reinforced it by saying things couldn’t go back to the way they were and that he’d call him something else) and not once in that tape did he ever deny his ulterior motive being for poppy- and don’t get me started on him leaving Ollie’s body unburied- and never letting Ollie meet poppy.

Speaking of FNaF, Henry especially. Yeah sure, he had a badass speech, but his daughter’s death was his own fault.

I mean, he apparently left her ALONE at the restaurant, with only an animatronic for adult supervision. What the heck, dude???

We don’t know much about planet Erid beyond the very basics, but planets that have iron core usually feature volcanic activity and therefore magma and other materials movement underneath the planet surface.

So considering this…

Do you think ancient Eridians ever lied down on the ground to listen to the voice of their planet? Keeping very still and waiting for a faint and distant sound from down below to reach them.

I would imagine that to be possible mostly near the volcanoes, where magma comes closer to the crust (planet surface). So do you think those ancient Eridians were coming to the fire breathing mountains to listen to planet’s songs?

Did they consider their planet alive in those long ago times? Maybe they worshipped it as their creator and parent? After all, their bodies are so similar to its. They sing to each other just as the planet sings to them from time to time.

how about some kaboodle HCs? like how he acts with the canon cast, or how he'd act with "reader" (I think thats how its termed)

im honestly starving for Kaboodle anything and I like seeing other people's takes on the character

anon cuz im shy ^v^"

I LOVE YOU ANON I GET TO YAP ABOUT KABOODLE YAYAYAYAY

anywho this is just some self indulgent random shit that probably isn't canon but shhh thats fine

KABOODLE HEADCANONS except they get progressively angstier

snorts when he laughs

100% a bitter guy. like black coffee, dark chocolate, alllll that

speaking of coffee, (if there even is caffeine/ something similar in the gameoverse) he would be the most caffinated mf on the ship. he just gives caffiene addicted vibes

he's HELLA under-appreciated on the ship. he just does so much stuff so casually that everyone takes him a bit for granted

he hates being so small. he thinks people don't take him seriously because he looks like a little puntable basketball

its been him and kit on their ship for a while. gobbles came very recently compared to kaboodle & kits relationship in my opinion

because of this, he's become a little bit protective of kit (against his will, of course)

similarly, kaboodle is incapable of expressing or understanding a single genuine emotion other than angry or less angry.

^ and like maybe kind of shittily comforting kit sometimes? very rarely?

also i know this has been said before, but i love the idea that kaboodle was very affected by his world being destroyed

^ but he kept all of that bottled up because he needed to be strong for kit while she was grieving

i think he also ties some of his self-worth/ identity to being kit's friend.

^ because of the whole "being strong for kit" thing, he would have already invested so much of himself/ bottled up so many emotions for kit, and eventually become a bit intertwined with her (but in a slightly negative way?)

if he saw kit genuinely hanging out with flappers and gobbles, he'd probably feel angsty and emo and jealous and a lot of feelings he couldnt ever name

because that was supposed to be his job. he is the one who gives up and takes on and does what needs to be done for kit, so she can feel better

but now kit is hanging out with those other goofy cartoon fuckers, and she's smiling and laughing like she's never done with him

he's not jealous. obviously not! he threw all that "emotions" bullshit out a while ago.

another headcanon is also that kaboodle has always been a little bit of a pessimistic asshole, but the world destruction/ being on this ship has increased that exponentially

^ because stress and burnout and angst and whatnot

also i just realized that you asked for reader/ kaboodle headcanons. oops.

KABOODLE / READER HEADCANONS

for the sake of this demonstration, you and kaboodle are besties for the resties

you and him hang out at the front of the ship a lot, so he's started trying to teach you the controls (which has always ended in failure, but it's entertaining for both of you)

he also found a book of the most awful dad jokes ever, and he torments you with them constantly

both you and him speak exclusively in sarcasm

^ that goes over the heads of everyone else on the ship. ("wait, did kaboodle really just call gobbles helpful and smart? wow!")

you found the button to open his backpack feature (like where his body becomes the backpack yk) and press it sometimes to playfully annoy him

^ he crashes out every time. he never really means it seriously, though

you and kaboodle have a history of taking plants from other worlds and trying to keep them alive for as long as possible. unfortunately, plants seem to hate both of you, and die immediately under your care

you even turned it into a little competition. kaboodle is winning with an eight-day-old plant

he loves going on long yap-sessions about nerdy-ass topics with you, because you're the only one who really listens (or pretends to)

you're also the only person who really knows about his old game-world before it was destroyed

i've actually never done reader/ character headcanons, so i hope i did it right lol

thanks again for the request, anon!!

I have one question.

Why the fuck are y'all even arguing whether or not Nikki had feelings for Bear, when in the end the only difference it would make is show you what an ever bigger spineless idiot Bear really is?

"But the actress confirmed-!"

NO!

SHUT IT!

The actress said she thinks Nikki has a crush and would be open to explore a relationship if that man wasn't such a fucking coward.

It's really so hard to understand that having a crush doesn't automatically mean the immediate existence of romantic feelings?

Gods, you people sound like Bear when he doesn't understand the difference between "love story" and "romance".

While you can say Obsession is a [horror] movie about a love story, you sure as hell can't say it's about romance too.

And that's because “romance” implies a happy ending, “love story” does not.

[Personally, the Hansel & Gretel incest poem got me firmly cemented in the no romantic feelings side.]

I think the reason why the entity can't act like the real Nikki is because he's not really in love with her, he's just obsessed with the idea he has of Nikki (the father thing proves he doesn't know her that well either) and wish!Nikki is that idea in the flesh.

Nikki is the real victim here.

Wish!Nikki is right when she tells him that what's happening is all because of him and his wish.

Everything that's happening is because he's a spineless, selfish coward.

Bear could be excused just at the start, cuz nobody would think that shit could really work.

But as the story progresses?

He knows, hell he can see that something isn't right, and he doesn't give a single fuck cuz he finally has the object of his desires!

"But he tried to cancel the wish to save her!"

Lol no, he fucking did not!

He only did something when he realised his stupid wish was fucking up is life.

He didn't do jack shit when Nikki was clearly acting like a psycho.

When the guy on the phone asked him if he wanted to cancel the wish (before he knew he couldn't) what did he answer? "No, I just want to change it a bit".

We can see real Nikki freaking out/being disgusted every time she regains control for a couple of seconds!

When the real Nikki asks him to kill her, what does he say? “What's so bad about loving me?”

Hell, she clearly tells him she never was with him as in "all this time you been fucking the entity, not me"!

What more do you need to understand that you can't excuse him by saying "poor Bear" since he continues to act like nothing is wrong nearly 'till the end while Nikki, poor Nikki, is a rape victim throughout the entire movie?

[That's why she bawls her eyes out at the end. When Bear is dying she's like "what did you do?" as in "I love you, why did you kill yourself?" because the wish is still active and she is still possessed. But the moment he dies you can hear the switch and that “what did you do?” takes on a totally different meaning. What she's really asking him is "what did you do to me?"]

To me, it was clear from the beginning of the movie that Bear is the classic "woe is me, nobody wants me good guy" who thinks only about himself and takes no responsibility for his actions.

Who's at fault for the cat's death?

The poor cat or the idiot who left the pill bottle lying around, clearly open?

Nikki tells him that she wants to leave her job because she's not happy and wants to focus on her writing, and his first reaction is "but what about me?"

Nikki gives him the opportunity to talk about his feelings, she clearly asks him if he likes her and his dumbass says nope we're just good friends!

He could have wished for the courage to declare his feelings but no!

That cowardly ass was so terrified of rejection that not only did he wish for Nikki to love him, but he wished she would love him more than anything in the world!

Wow!

What a good guy!

it must have been equally terrifying for her as it was for the real nikki to have someone else fight for control over what you perceive as your body. the scene where she's sobbing in the corner, terrified of her dreams is now more sad than terrifying to me. real nikki, who had just been raped by her once best friend hurting so badly that it seeps into entity!nikki's nightmares. entity!nikki who doesn't understand why the thing she wanted so badly is causing her so much pain. why she can't bring herself to lie in bed next to him.

and the worst part is bear doesn't even seem to like her. she's trying so so hard; she made a lovely memorial for his dead cat, she waited for him to come home all day without moving an inch, she made sure to be the most doting girlfriend at the party, and he's not pleased by any of it. he seems disturbed and angry and scared and she has no idea what to do to make it better. to make it worse, he keeps asking her to behave like the original nikki but he was the one who wished for her!! but she tries to be her anyways but she can't because the original nikki didn't love bear even a fraction of how much she does!

she can't seem to reconcile it; he wanted her so badly he wished for it and now he doesn't want her anymore. she doesn't know what to do. she tries everything. she obsesses over him, she threatens to hurt herself, she gets rid of that bitch sarah who keeps distracting him and trying to steal him away, and then dresses in her clothes for good measure and he still doesn't want her.

and then finally in a fit of desperation, she makes the wish and for one beautiful moment its all perfect. he's finally looking at her the way she looks at him. and then he's dead and she's lost everything.

The ‘monster’ is a victim too. She’s the personification of his own obsession reflected back at him. She holds so much love inside of her, more than anyone in the entire world.

But that love is twisted, it’s broken and wrong, because that love came from and is reflected back at the wrong person.

She IS his wish personified. She’s came into existence when he spoke those words in another persons body.