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Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender

the weirdest thing about the education system is that pretty much every teenager ever is so stressed out about schools that they pray for disasters or fake illness or try to kill themselves and yet nobody has ever thought to themselves “hey maybe our system is flawed” and instead all they ever think is “kids these days are so lazy and selfish” like what the fuck is up with that man

*every high school student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”

*every college student when the professor doesn’t show up after 5 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the professor doesn’t show up in 10 minutes we can leave” “no it’s 10 minutes for adjunct staff, it’s 15 if he has a phd” “does he have a phd? i don’t think he told us to call him doctor” “actually i think he said this class was being taught by the TA” “oh if it’s a TA we can go ahead and leave, they only get 5 minutes” “did anyone get an email from either of them?”

OMG MY 17 YEAR OLD COUSIN HAS A BUNCH OF HIS FRIENDS OVER RIGHT NOW AND I COULD HEAR THEM LISTENING TO FERGALICIOUS AND SINGING SO I BANGED ON THE WALL AND SHOUTED “I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS” AND THEN ONE OF THEM GOES “SHIT WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SHE WAS HOME” AND THEN ANOTHER ONE WAS LIKE “NO ITS A PART OF OUR VIDEO GAME” AND THEN ANOTHER ONE SHOUTS “DUDE WHY THE FUCK WOULD FERGALICIOUS BE IN A VIDEO GAME” IM CRYING

This post never gets old

EVEN WITH THE SUBTITLES I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT LAST GIF

THIS IS SO LEGIT OMG

Look I didn’t spend 20 minutes drawing jeff goldblum as a centaur in front of my family for 3 notes

I laughed way harder than I should have

I’m so happy this exists. Tears of happiness are streaming from my face XD

lmao ur welcome

What even IS this

The slow and arduous destruction of my dignity

Ice cream sandwiches are meant to make people happy and all this makes me want to do is cry

bring ur diploma with u to work so you can hit ppl like that with it like ur scattering scavenging animals from a trash can