TWIST & SHOUT

this post has been a wild ride for me

You giveth love, a defil’d name

no offense but i’m a cat i’m a kitty cat and i dance dance dance and i dance dance dance 

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

Did he survive?

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

I should also add he didn’t just take “too many” because that’s an understatement, he took the entire units supply (30 pills) in one go.

So basically he was Fry in that one Futurama episode where he drank a metric fuckton of coffee

I just imagine some rampaging Finn screaming “PERKELE” while tearing Soviets apart with his bare hands