Twink City Mayor

Never gonna forgive Disney for making people think Alice had a good time at that tea party

hey girl. you can call me taylor farms lettuce. cause i'm trying to blow that ass out from coast to coast

hey girl. you can call me taylor farms lettuce. cause i wanna make you squirt in all 50 states

hey girl. you can call me taylor farms lettuce. because literally everybody has heard by now that i'm not allowed back at taco bell

Pulitzer Prize type shit

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

just saw the phrase "abortionable amount of weeks pregnant"

we kill the bat man

picking the torture option and the next day the first thing he does right off the bat is make me eat a really big live spider

If I was luxord and I found out I wasn't being sent to castle oblivion I'd have been pissed. Oh no it's ok, send the others to the card-themed hellhole. I didn't even want to go. I'm sure fucking marluxia has it handled

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

idgaf about palace intrigue just let me chill

can you at least not eat poisoned food when you have been told in advance its poisoned

juat let mw chj