Blood Money

there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly

trans women make this place better

not just the website but da world!

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

This is the like those “remember to be grateful you don’t have a sore throat right now” posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

everyday i mourn that my parents did not make me study five languages during my critical window of language acquisition (2 to 7 years)

"this too shall pass" sure but have you considered the fact that i don't like the way it's passing

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

Coward I would say Bowser

i bet you would

i would say something else

Think i might be evil on par with draculas and nosferatus

canaries were used in coalmines due to their incredibly hard beaks, they could break through stone as well as any pickaxe