huhuhu... honestly having a big man on top of me may be what it takes to fix me....
do you have any general headcanons or thoughts about swing and yuu? nsfw or not :3c
-claudie
This is definitely something I want to talk about and write a post so long that it would take you an hour to read!!! BUT I also want to wait until Swing card comes out so I can have more information and not get my hopes up too much.
Still, here are a few hc.
(I'm referring to Yuu as a girl, but they can be any gender if you want. Also, this can count as x reader.)
SFW
-He would definitely take advantage of the fact that Yuu doesn't remember anything that happened in the book to mess with her mind.
-He doesn't ask, āDo you want to be my girlfriend?ā instead, he decides when they're a couple. He spent some time with Yuu just to learn from her, and when it was over, he said, āYep, now weāre lovers.ā Obviously without Yuu knowing, sheāll only find out in the most hilarious way possible.
Yuu: Swing, did you eat my cake?
Swing: Everything thatās yours is mine. After all, weāre lovers.
Yuu: Since when?!
Swing: Why are you surprised? Weāve been living together for two weeks now.
-Jealous and possessive. Surprised? He wonāt show it, at least not verbally. All it takes is for him to see Yuu talking to someone, stand behind her, and stare at the other person in a terrifying way.
-Swing is a free spirit who likes to come and go as he pleases, but he always likes to have his belongings with him. In other words, heāll force Yuu to go on unconventional dates. One day they might be on top of a mountain with a beautiful view, and the next theyāll be on the run from the police for stealing all the kittens from a pet store.
-Regardless of whether this affects the celebration he created, heāll be encouraging Yuu to bring Christmas to Twisted Wonderland. Whether itās because he also wants to be part of the celebration, twist it in his own way, or because he wants to have a rivalry similar to the one he had with Skully (Who?), only this time heāll be able to get affectionate with Yuu since theyāre married (When did they get married? Donāt askā¦)
-Well, Swing is very needy and clingy. Heās like a big cat. Heāll ask Yuu if he looks cute, throw himself on top of her whenever he can, hug her and rub his face against hers, and give her kisses when she least expects it.
-Swing might actually behave himself and not spread chaos for a while. I can even see him helping out with the cleaning. That makes Yuu praise him. But most importantly: No matter what Yuu does, āfun thingsā will always come looking for her, and of course Swing will be there to have fun too.
NSFW
Okay, weāve all been waiting for this part. Iād rather not go into detail about Swingās fetishes, kinks, or whatever else he has, because otherwise weāll never finish.
-First of all, if Yuu is a virgin, Swing will take full advantage of this āgiftā (idiot). They wonāt have sex right away; instead, heāll tease her little by little so that, in the end, itās Yuu who begs to be intimate with him. Even on their first time, Swing will be careful and gentle. Though he might get a little excited if Yuu ends up bleeding (running away is useless, sorry).
-If Yuu isnāt a virgin, thatās fine. He wonāt get jealous unless sheās still in contact with that person. Either way, heāll take the liberty of being rough, but only a little.
-Listen, we know Swing likes to go fast, but what kind of man would he be if he didnāt make his lover come first? Weāre talking pure overstimulation here, folks! He can go a long time without ejaculating, so heāll make sure Yuu comes and reaches orgasm many times before he even cums.
-If Yuu needs to go somewhere, theyāll do it before she leaves so Swing can mark her. Heāll still be careful so others donāt get worried or suspicious.
-If thereās something Swing wants to try but Yuu doesnāt, heāll beg a little at first and then accept whatever Yuu decides. If she still wonāt agree, Swing will gradually introduce his ideas until she eventually gives in.
-Public groping. Itās not that he does it maliciously; he just felt like touching Yuu in a specific spot and did it.
-No matter what Yuu does, Swing is always going to sexualize her.
Swing: Why are you like this? Do you have to tease Swing this early in the morning? Now heās really hard, and you have to take responsibility for it.
Yuu: ā¦ Iām literally cleaning this ornament with a brushā¦
-If for some reason Yuu dresses up cutely on purpose (kitty ears, those Santa dresses, etc.), Swing will fuck her all day long without a break. If she says she did it just for him, then itāll be three days.
-Swing will steal get a phone just so he can record or take photos of Yuu, mostly without her consent.
-May the Great Seven have mercy on Yuu's soul if Swing looks at her barefoot.
And Iāll stop here because otherwise Iāll say things that arenāt suitable for all audiences lololololol
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-heehee I can easily imagine swing lying to yuu about their time in the book together (or at least, stretching some truths) for fun. and she would have no choice but to believe him, probably up until he starts claiming that she blew up a bakery and robbed a bank with him
-thinking from yuu's perspective, you're living with this strange man for two weeks, haven't even touched, and then he suddenly announces that you're "lovers" (preferably as loudly as possible while there are other people in the room), is HILARIOUS
-similar with him randomly deciding that they're married
(NSFW)
-it makes sense for swing to prefer overstimulation to edging, considering he's the very opposite of patient. but I suppose all of it is VERY dependent on his mood
-those santa dresses... yes... I understand the vision. I have to ponder on this some more
overall , I burst out laughing at most of your response. and because I'm insistent on sending you asks to occupy your whole day with my nonsense, here's another question(s) for you (predictably nsfw): what do you think he looks like naked? do you think he undresses much for sex, or just removes the necessary pieces? he seems like the kind of guy who would get impatient and start dry-humping yuu/reader, maybe sometimes at random when he's bored or needy but doesn't feel like asking first (fellow would also do this to yuu, but he's more pathetic about it. with swing he either finds it funny or is super casual and doesn't understand why she's yelling at him -_-)
-claudieeee
Don't stop, I love it when you send interesting stuff, and I can't ignore it <3
What Swing looks like without clothes:
If we ignore that edit where they took off Swingās coatā¦ I really think Swing is the muscular type.
I know a lot of people like to think heās overweight because heās inspired after Oogie Boogie, but this guy likes to be strong even without magic. Although, I think if he did gain weight, he could get back in shape in a matter of days.
-Iād like to say he has chest hair, but twst it's ALLERGIC to anyone having hair anywhere on their body other than their face. So heās mostly hairless, but I like to think heās got a bush down there. Although I find it amusing to think he gets a cut every now and then to ākeep it looking cuteā.
-Scars all over his body, especially on his back. Heād have a few on his chest and also have a few on his forearms. Only his legs would be unscarred.
-His butt is average-sized but pretty firm.
-Finally, Iāve seen drawings of Swing naked (donāt ask), and I like the idea that his centipede tattoo is much longer than whatās visible and actually wraps around most of his body.
ā¦
Okay, I know you want me to talk about his private partsā¦
Look, just because a man is tall doesnāt necessarily mean heāll have a big dick, but in Swingās caseā¦ I couldnāt give an exact measurement, and itās not abnormally huge either, but I wouldnāt blame anyone for trying to run away after seeing it.
And if the size doesnāt scare you, maybe the color will. Itās dark, almost black, with a deep purple tip.
If you think thatās a weird description, just remember that Swing is a fae.
Now, does he take his clothes off when itās time to have sex?
I think you already know the answerāit dependsāBUT that ādependsā is on HOW he wants to humiliate Yuu at the moment.
WARNING: Humiliation and public places.
-When theyāre at home, if he and Yuu are getting intimate with both of them consenting, heāll gradually take off his clothes as things heat up. Although Yuu will be the first to be naked within the first few minutes.
-If he wants to be mean and play a āprankā on Yuu, heād stand there naked without a shred of shame. Heād even stand near a window. Why should he get dressed? Heās at home and proud of his body! If, by some miracle, Yuu swallows her embarrassment and decides to ignore him, this jerk will still harass her to the point of making her uncomfortable and get her to join him in āfreeing themselves from the oppression of clothing.ā But if Yuu is really strong enough to make it through the night without letting Swing influence her, wellā¦ Sometimes Swing is a terrible loser, so heāll rip her clothes off by force to fuck her.
Now, WHEN THEYāRE IN PUBLIC PLACES is when the real NIGHTMARE begins.
-Of course, heād have no problem dry humping anywhere, and with the help of his coat (THAT DAMN COAT (youāll see why)), he can hide Yuu so itās not too obvious what theyāre doing. And yes, heās capable of doing it even with people nearby since heās usually so intimidating that people avoid him like the plague.
Here comes the most fun part for himā¦
If he gets too turned on, heās capable of taking out his thing, stripping Yuu of her lower half, and rubbing their private parts directly together. Just rubbing, never penetrating (thatās for a āāāspecialāāā occasion). And Yuu will have to cling to that coat for dear life. And yes, Swing is a total piece of shit who would try to strip Yuu almost completely naked while theyāre in that position.
-Regardless of the above, if Swing really wants to fuck in public, heāll simply take Yuu to a dark alley. Even there, he wonāt take his clothes off, heāll just free his dick so he can fuck her. Of course, while he wonāt take Yuuās clothes off, heāll leave her most vulnerable parts exposed.
-Remember when I said Swing is jealous and possessive? While he wouldnāt mind being caught in a situation like that by someone close to Yuu (you know, marking his territory, mocking that person), if itās a stranger, that poor unfortunate soul is going to be in big trouble.
-He doesnāt like anyone seeing Yuuās naked body, so if someone catches them, Swing will apparently take it in stride and make a few joking remarks before beating the person until theyāre unconscious and canāt remember a thing.
-If the person in question is a woman, then heāll be kinder. Heād practically stop abruptly to put the peeping tom to sleep with magic and erase her memory as well.
-Itās easy to assume he doesnāt mind putting on a show, but now that heās comfortable with Yuu, the last thing he wants is for the authorities to come after his ass for public indecency or worse, for them to assume he was forcing Yuu to do something (which, well, he is, but theyāre lovers! >:( ).
AAAEEEEE don't make me think about how all the twst men are hairless, I'll get sad... I have to imagine at least Fellow with chest hair or I'll start sighing sadly like an old dog
anyway, swing is such a jerk -_- torturing poor yuu all day, tiring her and wearing her out. do you think he takes care in being discreet about it, or when her friends/etc ask why she's so tired (and covered in bite marks etc) he announces loudly/proudly that it was his best work so far! (?)
I can imagine him being very open about it in the beginning, and then getting more private/careful when he gets comfortable and the 'relationship' (if you would call it that) is serious
heh I like that he has the magic to take people's memories, he only prefers to beat them up instead
-claudie
We can always make excuses and ignore the canon uwu
For example, Fellow could indeed have a hairy chest, he just shaves it or hides it to make a better impression on the ladies. Once heās in a relationship, heāll stop doing that.
As for Swing, since he has scars all over his body and the hair doesnāt grow back, heās decided itās better to stay hairless over most of his body because it doesnāt look ācuteā or āaestheticā to have hair in some places but not in others.
And with Vargas (remember, itās fine for me to talk about the staff), I think itās super funny to imagine that he was actually proud to show off his hairy chest (at least what his clothes reveal), but Crowley and Trein made a big fuss so heād cover up better or shave it off. They wonāt let my man be happy u_u
Getting back to Swing, itās not that he canāt live without sex, he can stay calm, itās just that heās excited to now have Yuu. It might also be because Yuu is busy and he feels ignored, which is why heās always harassing her or committing crimes against humanity to get her attention. It turns out that harassing her is more effective because instead of scolding him, she ends up moaning, soā¦
We still donāt know the extent of Swingās power, but heāll never pass up a chance to beat someone up with his own hands lol
and speaking of! randomly thinking of what body parts each halloweenie would find most attractive in a lady (assuming that you accept nsfw asks, though this isn't really nsfw), and so far I have-
rollo: biblically feet (because of book!frollo), but he seems like he'd also be very attracted to boobs and the general area (such as the neck and collar bones, maybe even shoulders) based on esmeralda's physique, we can draw these assumptions about frollo's preferences, lol
fellow: ass and hips. he's touchy and likes to have something to grab and squeeze, especially discreetly/in public
swing: obviously legs, as we discussed, but perhaps all of the lower body as well (feet included)
skully: a beautiful smile <3
-claudie
NSFW asks are welcome :3
Oh my!
Okay, we'll skip Swing because we know exactly what he likes lolololol
I havenāt read Victor Hugoās works, so Iāll trust your judgment.
Although I canāt see Rollo paying attention to a womanās appearance out of basic respect (and because he doesnāt want to give in to trivial desires), if sheās wearing revealing clothes (strapless dress) or is barefoot, heāll definitely be struggling to keep his composure.
He saw a pretty girl barefoot this morning, and by tonight heāll be sweating and feeling his body tense up as he keeps remembering those beautiful feet~
Fellow is more shameless and always turns to look at women he finds attractive who walk by him. If heās trying to sell some cheap trinket, heāll start discreetly groping the girls.
If he canāt control himself and ends up touching/slapping a woman with a voluptuous backside, heāll already have a strategy. āGidel! How dare you?! Apologize to this lady right now!ā
Baby will get his revenge later Ć¹wĆŗ
Oh, my Skully~
He was so focused on spreading the Halloween that he ended up dying virgin.
But I like to imagine that he might be attracted to chubby girls. Why? Because back when he lived in his little village, all the girls were too skinny, and maybe a chubby girl was something of a rarity.
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it makes sense for swing to find interesting/passionate (i think this is the right word for this context) women attractive, so long as he can get a reaction out of them, he will continue to bug them U_U I see him making it his life's mission to annoy/scare/fluster a shy girl by harassing/stalking her because of the reactions she would give him. perhaps this would also draw him to more mentally unstable women, as they're less consistent in their actions/identity/etc and have more impulsive behaviors, which he would find interesting? heh a yuu who's especially depressed, manic, or just lonely would probably entice him
as for the physical section, of course I agree. it's a given. a good pair of thick thighs could draw his attention in any situation U_U
-claudie
Swing stalking mentally unstable girls to drive them to the brink of madness is exactly the kind of thing heād do.
Maybe someone who shares his ideals would be the perfect match for him.
Even so, I can totally see him being with a normal girl as long as sheās not too passive and loves him just the way he is.
And as for Yuu... Well, aside from the fact that he seems to be after her because she knows about Christmas and could ruin his holiday, her canonical attitude (as reflected in the game's responses) is ultimately exactly what Swing is looking for.
(Even though I refer to Yuu as a girl, they can be whatever gender you want)
