I Feel It In My Bones

*looking in a mirror trying to practice self-love* ur doing great u stupid bitch

This was the must perfect Twitter thread.

I would love to quote from this thread but everything in there is so deliciously fucking quotable.

I dunno, I’m rather fond of “Most men believe themselves to be insightful speakers of truth to power, when in reality they don’t even pass the Turing Test.”

But the dichotomy of the crude yet somehow elegant “neverending ocean of mediocre cock crashing on the beach of a woman’s day” is reaaaallly up there.

“Reheated porridge masquerading as thinking and presenting it to the world as if it were the Rosetta Stone.”

lawful good: sleeping with fan off and blanket off when its hot chaotic evil: sleeping with fan on and blanket on when its hot

this kind of reminds me of how in zombie movies when someone gets bit and it doesnt kick in straight away

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE POST ON THE INTERNET