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Now get ready for “Benedict Cumberbatch in places he should totally be”

Sherlock : *resuscitates* Hi Jawn I'm not dead plz be happy))))

Jawn :

Mom : *sitting next to me*

Me : *has a "heart attack"* ooooohhh shiiit, oh fffuck!!! *hisses*

Mom : what? What the hell happened?

Me : there's like, an immense typo here.

Mom : *sass* gurl, this is ketchup from your hotdog you just splattered.

Me : no, no, there really is a big ass typo here.

Mom : come on! It's just a typo! Don't be a grammar Nazi!

Me : it's giant! You could see it miles away if you wanted to!

Mom : alright, show it to me then.

Me : *points at book* see, it says "Sherlock Holmes and his FRIEND Dr. Watson."

Mom : wtf there aren't any typos

Me : yes, there are. It's not his "his friend Dr. Watson", it's "his BOYfriend Dr. Watson"! Geez!

Mom : -_- why didn't I abort.

Me : this kind of mistake is unforgivable!

Mom : *face palm* *sighs* sweetie, this can't be a typo since the book is probably an exact copy of what was written in Conan Doyle's original works.

Me : you mean to tell me that Conan Doyle actually wrote "friend" instead of "boyfriend"? *shook*

Mom : yes.

Me who just discovered tuna!lock the night before :

John who just renamed contact « Lestrade » to « Greg » : 😈😈😈 idk sorry 😈😈😈