Lephise Untamed

This is what I see in my nightmares

Me approaching 30

um waitress?? i ordered cocaine but all i got was this soft drink?? ?

ppl who have done you wrong will forever think your posts are about them

play music so loud you forget how sad you are

My favorite bit of folk medicine is that we’re supposed to take wormwood for intestinal parasites. It’s actually really effective, which is how wormwood got its name, but the reason it’s effective is that wormwood is literally just poison and it happens to kill the worms slightly faster than it kills you.

Medicine is the opportune application of poisons. Healers and poisoners are folks with similar skill sets and wildly different philosophies.

@deathisforsissies

dear @shitpostsampler i would like a pony and a cross stitch pattern for “Healers and poisoners are folks with similar skill sets and wildly different philosophies” please <3

It really is a testament to how absurd the theft of the commons under capitalism is that one of the first questions to ask before you start gardening is “how do I get dirt”