I see dead people, I just tell them "get a life"

Hey wait have the last 3 cantos have been "oops we just made another metaphor for plurality". Hey.

This was me, actually. I did not know it was about your bottom surgery. But I saw the original post while recovering from my bottom surgery, so I guess we're even.

bottom surgery stalemate

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

they're still terming random transfems as i type this i see which does make quite a statement doing this today specifically

watched three girls who reblogged its new blog mutual aidpost (made literally 15 minutes ago) already disappear from its notifs. transfems are not included in their pride :/

:)

:)

QUITE the statement to be nuking transfems at the current accelerated pace right at the start of pride month like this, isn't it

5th blog in 24 hours btw.

So. Fucking. Wholesome.

what? no, i'm not a vampire. watch i can literally go in the sun (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp)

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

abandon shame. theres more interesting emotions to be felt

unless its getting you off. in that case keep going

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

bites bites bites bjtes wait no im sorry come back i wont do it again bites bites bites bites

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go