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I have reached yet more profound conclusions on my walks. Would blow your mind . None of your business what it is

i was talking with my brothers yesterday and we decided the best way to own a guy who takes off his shirt to fight you is to pick his shirt up and put it on

i accept

ok wig

hold up Danny DeVito directed the most influential film of my childhood?

Not only directed it but starred in it, took care of Mara Wilson (Matilda) while her mother was in hospital with cancer and even managed to get an advanced copy of the movie for her to watch before she succumbed to her illness. The man is a treasure.

i think the minimum wage should be 10000 dollars

Per what

second

The absurdity in this is funny until you realize Jeff Bezos makes $230,000 per minute