neon applesauce

if june is gay pride and july is gay wrath then august is gay sloth

every time men on tiktok prove Freud right I lose five years off of my life

it is exhausting living through historical days

Everyone in all of my classes are depressed post-corona. It really be the great unifier huh

Someone just told me I am similar to my twin sister... I’m gonna need 20 minutes to recover

there’s all this talk about tiktok being a security threat and stuff but honestly if someone needs to know that I’m willing to watch a livestream of someone reading bedtime stories so badly that they design a whole app to do so, I feel like they deserve my data

How come every time a greasy looking straight white man who looks like he hasn’t drunk water in years cries in a movie it’s considered ‘artistic’ and ‘powerful’ but when I cry for the fifteenth time today it it’s just ‘can you be quieter’ and ‘stop blowing your nose so loud, you’re disturbing the movie’

Gen z culture is yelling at your friends for going to bed at twelve while you yourself go to bed at three am

Gen z culture is accidentally picking up the vocal patterns of John Mulaney