thanks for stoppin by

Itd be funny as fuck if the world operated like how people with social anxiety think it does. Like what if you got on a bus and everyone was like wow look at that piece of shit loser. Get off the bus you ugly bastard

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

“Who yells?” Is unquestionably the best broad city line i think about it every time someone raises their voice even slightly

Step back everyone. This post requires the delicate touch of an annoying gimmick blog

Feel like I keep seeing the same 40 anime idiots over and over again

If you can't recognize the manipulative undertones in The Beatles lyrics, then I'm sorry to have to be the one to tell you this, but you've almost certainly been Beatled by a man before. Just be thankful you've never been Monkeed or Beach Boyed.

Haters will see you put on a condom and say he can’t afford to raise a child

Why would you have sex with your haters randy

I’m not really in any position to be picky