neo's archives

My role at the function is to lean on the table and look like a dying dog to bring the mood down of everyone else present

formative years? aren’t they all?

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

every time someone realizes they dont have to pick between being a boy or a girl an angel gets its wings btw. and also extremely loud cheering can be heard in the distance from me specifically

new eevee evolution called ibuprofeon

guess who just got ✨dommed by the narrative✨✨✨

DOOMED I MEANT DOOMED

in the club saying shit like oughtn't to

man what time is it im about to just clock out and go home rn lol *checks my phone* *the clock is scrolling thru time at like 999x speed* *i look around and everythings turning to sand and dust*

the magnus protocol explores some of the most gruesome and bone-chilling horror concepts such as what if you received an email