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//what does the gorillaz have to do with my bathing habits?

... am i actually stanley uris?

          “Whatever you say, Richie.” Stan rolled his eyes, but let his annoyance go. Despite what most people might think, Stan had the patience of a saint when it came to his friend. That was why now, rather than getting upset, the boy let it roll off of him. Like teflon, as his parents would say. “ Don’t think of them as pancakes. Think of them as.... weirdly large and weirdly flat french fries. They’re actually really good. ”

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         “ no. there isn’t. or, I guess, there is. but it’s only for people to try to make chanukah more like christmas. why would we have a bush? it makes zero sense. our holiday is about FIRE. that’s just... a fire hazard. ”

          “Honestly, sometimes I wish they would.” He didn’t really like complaining about it-- why should he? Christmas was a time of year where everyone in Derry seemed at their happiest. All that good will towards men stuff, he guessed. His friends were usually at their happiest, too, always blabbering on about Christmas lists and what they thought they’d be getting this year and plots to find out what their parents had gotten ahead of time. It was also like there was this magic floating around that everyone else could feel. Just not Stan. He didn’t even believe in magic, but there was something in his gut that felt an uncomfortable envy. Being left out was never fun. “ No, you’re right. It’s fine.” Stan shook his head and put on some attempt at a happy face. “And merry Christmas, Eddie. Even if it is the beginning of November.”