Midwest emo songs with stupidly long/weird titles (if you want a playlist with all these songs in it I’ll provide a link)
Note : these are actually good songs I just find it funny
You said we were going out for half priced apps and then ordered a full entree off the menu even though I only had 27 dollars left in my bank account for both of us to eat until next Friday(nice guy)- George William Thomas
Look, I love you but you really fucked me over big time- the flat Stanley’s
Please don’t tell my father that I used his 1996 Honda accord to destroy the town of willow grove Pennsylvania in 2002- pet symmetry
A detailed and poetic threat to the person who intentionally vandalized my 1994 dodge intrepid behind Kate’s apartment- pet symmetry
I would throw my vape in a cornfield for you- flight patterns
You know when the Trojans got that horse and they were all Yeah this is totally a gift Thats how sure l am - pannucis pizza
My imaginary friend is STILL addicted to pornography- pannucis pizza
Naruto themed sexting - pannucis pizza
I left my friend’s towel at their friends house and then they moved pt 1 - mom jeans
long term relationships were only cool when divorce wasn’t - merchant ships
You’re so pretty I could throw up in a five guys bathroom - sunvale
