If I were Ilya's teammate in Boston and my gorgeous competitive Captain who gave us individual I love you's after every game and led us to win the Cup for the first time in years who also had the kindest soul and everyone on the team adored him left us out of fucking no where to move to loser ass fucking Ottawa, I would quit hockey all together and become a monk. And years later if I found out that his man's team were saying that my team only ever won against them because their Captain was sucking my Captain's dick, I would drive up to Montreal and hunt down every player in that team and invent 23 new ways to murder people.

Shane hollander is truly one of the characters of all time. He played one sport when he was like 4 years old and decided to make it his entire livelihood for the rest of his life. He met one guy when he was 18 and decided that was it. Thats all he needed. Hes made like 4 decisions in his life and if anything jeopardizes those decisions he is trying to change the trajectory of the universe with his mind. He is constantly playing 10D chess with every possible situation and life scenario (read: plotting and planning 10 years in the dark after ilya offhandedly mentions marrying someone else for a green card) and im not sure if he's winning or losing. No one is doing it like him

not my labyrinth not my minotaur

i don't ship them i just think they could get ragebaited into having sex with each other

hollanov soft launch where yuna posts a picture of ilya with the caption 'happy birthday to my favorite son' and the internet does NOT pick up on the soft launch of it all theyre just trying to figure out wtf shane did to piss his mom off so bad she (publicly!) picked his rival over him

Fans often say things like "siblings core," "they look like siblings," "they act like siblings" to make sure people don't ship two people. So it'd be funny for fans to go crazy over Luca Haas and Hollanov interactions and start labelling them fathers and son. And Luca is just seething with rage because—even though he's trying to change this—he still has the biggest crush on them and he kinda, deep down, still wants to be their controversially young bf. Like, they're supposed to be daddy not dad?!? Why is he immediately seen as their son?!? He's fucking hot?!? People could ship them?!? wtf?!? this is SO sick and fucking twisted?!?

Fans often say things like "siblings core," "they look like siblings," "they act like siblings" to make sure people don't ship two people. So it'd be funny for fans to go crazy over Luca Haas and Hollanov interactions and start labelling them fathers and son. And Luca is just seething with rage because—even though he's trying to change this—he still has the biggest crush on them and he kinda, deep down, still wants to be their controversially young bf. Like, they're supposed to be daddy not dad?!? Why is he immediately seen as their son?!? He's fucking hot?!? People could ship them?!? wtf?!? this is SO sick and fucking twisted?!?

Rose makes a joke one time about how no one really loves sucking dick and Shane is so confused by that sentiment he just blue screens out

the only way Shane manages to decompress is crawling under Ilya's shirt and rest the head on his tummy. he's soothed by the vibrations of Ilya's deep voice while he tells him about his day in Russian. sometimes he even falls asleep, especially when Ilya gently caresses his face through the fabric.