whattheeff.

they need to invent a version of me who can go to sleep before 1am

austin powers receiving cbt: smashing baby

surprised no one on here is talking about the snoopy toy who they put in artemis i for the moon trip

My spotify literally wont let me stop listening to hotel california its not letting me play anything else and every time i hit play its just hotel california

won’t lie to u bestie, i have been imagining pleasures of the flesh from time to time

washing machine cycle ending explained

Jeff this is not a bad joke

Jeff this is not a joke it’s a prophecy

I am convinced the only reason people work for SpaceX is to make this prophecy a reality

LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST

Reblog to let Apollo hit Jeff with the gift of prophecy

i could write this out as sheet music

Where else am i gonna see a scene girl get subtitled by sheet music ?