NEKOMA

that being said, if anyone wants to thread with kuroo, kairi, mary, or takao for the event, let me know! i'm totally up for it! yeah! okay platz out

"Please tell me you know how to fight or else we're so screwed."

"Can you help me put on my shoe?" He leans over from where he's sitting on the bed, trying to force the cleat on but it's just not happening. "I only wanted some new ones, but I think I might have gotten them too small, which is fine, but... I lost my receipt. You're my roommate, though, so you gotta help me out, right?"

"The internet is for porn," he reiterates, scratching the back of his neck as if what he's saying is obvious, although he's sure it'll only annoy the setter (oh well). "Not for anything else-- not really. Besides, I doubt they'd have anything about this place online, anyway."

"Do you like cherries? If not, can I have yours?"

"Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? No?" Winks.

"Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the D later."

"Are you a cat? ‘Cause I’ve been feline super fine since I met you."