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Shikamaru: "What do you mean 'invented?'"

Ino: Who's getting together?"

Kishimoto: Ehhh no, that'd be kind of weird.

Different Interviewer: If there was one character you'd date wh-

Naruto: golden retriever. The most loyal and good boy

Sasuke: cheetah. Opportunist, solitary by choice, fckn lethal

Sakura: roadkill

Shino: preying mantis. The king bug, you cannot take him

Hinata: lion. Deadly af and soooo loyal. Come at the fam, you getting slammed

Kiba: he would literally be Akamaru.

Shimamaru: octopus. He hides himself. He attacks. He is smarter than you. You try to catch him, but he catches you.

Choji: grizzly bear. He's gentle by nature and wants to chill and eat but step up to him, see what happens

Ino: bumblebee. LOVES flowers, makes flowers happen, a smol friend

Neji: great white. Doesn't care about you, minds his business, could destroy you but won't.

Tenten: baboon. Collects shiny things, group oriented, can f*** you up so bad