Incorrect Naruto Quotes

Ino: *to Shikamaru and Choji* “Okay guys, the only way we’re going to succeed is if you follow my lead…. So Shikamaru, shut the fuck up.”

Sasuke: “My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words ‘I probably should have thought this through’ typed over and over.”

Suigetsu: “I just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high, somehow I dont think ‘jello swimming pool’ is gonna happen.”

Hidan: (to Kakuzu) “Don’t make me angry-kiss you”

Naruto: “The only time I clean my desk is when I’m looking for an Ichiraku coupon.”

Shikamaru: (to Sasuke) “I get that you went through something bad here, but the honeymoon phase of my pity party is over.”

Kiba: “How would I describe myself? Hard-working. Alpha male. Jackhammer. Merciless. Insatiable.”

Sasuke: “Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery?”