in dark times, should the stars also go out?

when i was younger some wires got crossed so now a fistfight and sex are one and the same to me

witch of the wastes more like Bitch of The Based

I am forever of the opinion that SO many people would be so much happier if they stopped trying to fit their relationships and feelings into "just friends" and "romantic partners". man those are two boxes. twoooo. you are an entire living being. you are alive and your brain is full of electric signals and your body is sending crazy chemicals all over the place. you cannot always cram your experiences into two neat cookie cutter shapes. you are alive on this stupid gay earth please relax and have fun. I love you

so you wanna fuck her. bro, we understand.

I sincerely do not think you do. sorry man

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

so how am I ever supposed to quit this stupid website when there's just casual shakespeare jokes on the reg

Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP

(Smugly after failing at a task) and they said it could be done.