professional menace

The most beautiful phrase in the whole entire world. Is. What are they gonna do. Fire me?

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

When I was training to be a paramedic, we had one student ask the instructor what to do in the event of a marijuana overdose. The instructor said "Tell him to take two twinkies and call you in the morning."

I plan on watching a movie at some point in the future

all albums are concept albums . and the concept ? album

"Kill them with kindess" Wrong. Hemolytic injector. 🩸💉🩸💉🩸💉🩸💉🩸💉🩸💉🩸