Eat the Rich

Necrotic. Undead. Anti-thriving. On my rot game. Getting that worm

sometimes you just gotta read something and say “i literally don’t care” aloud and move on

This is an incredibly valuable skill. I've noticed an increase in my personal happiness by doing this.

someone once threatened to “put my bones in chronological order” and I think about that. a lot

Every time I see this I feel my bones wiggle, almost as though they want to comply.

eleventh plague. emails. 

Pharoah, I hope this email finds you letting my people go

as per my last plague,

Larval stage

You could make this shorter by just going  “I’m a thief and refuse to pay for content”. Would save you a lot of time.

Me n my mutuals watching it all unfold……….

Whatching what unfold?