Nefarious Fowl

deleting my dating apps because i wanna meet someone the old fashioned way (he insults me at a ball and i overhear)

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This isn’t Google

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i don’t believe in torture methods but i do believe jeff bezos should be forced to work in one of his amazon warehouses for the rest of his life and also in hell when he dies forever and ever and demons should poke and prod his shitty body if he stops for even one second

clap if you think he should suffer

Men would rather fly into the sun than go to therapy.

All these nurses leaving their jobs because they won’t get vaccinated and claiming it’s because God will protect them is the modern day version of the story of the drowning man who refused to get into boats coming to save him because he said he was waiting for God to save him instead and then he dies and he’s like “wtf God why didn’t you save me” and God’s like I sent you boats you fucking ding dong