Just kinda needy

God the men you put on this earth to mindlessly hump whatever they can like a dumb dog are too filled with shame to do it

It's such a disappointment that tearing someone's throat out with your teeth kills them. Sex would be so much more fun if we could maul each other and come back from it.

*visibly shaking* can i please taste you? can i please bury my face between your legs and eat you out with a fervent hunger?

i am going to suck you off! *puts in plastic vampire teeth and gives you the worst blowjob imaginable*

uuuuuuggghhhhhhh i need to sit obediently at someone's feet nowww

yikes 😬unfollowing rn sorry… i didn’t realize they didn’t support sinister and evil women with huge boobies my bad 

feeling tingly whenever you're following orders is normal and good for you

i love my pervert mutuals #mypervertmutuals

(no beers in) does anyone wanna keep me as their house pet forever