NECR0

Iam living in my daydream, watcha gonna do about it?

that animation tumblr does whene you like a post that has following tags is literaly so cute

I like having deep conversations about trivial things, but I also have the attention span of a squirrel that’s just had two espressos and no sleep—and that habit either gives me incredible insight into the person I’m talking to, or I just zone out.

EH?

People sometimes ask for my opinion or advice, and I either: 1: have experienced a similar situation and offer good advice. 2: try to formulate a response that is acceptable according to the norms and morality imposed by society. 3: say something (using clever-sounding words) and then add "but I am not sure" at the end, just in case it leads to violence.

I try my best to come across as nonchalant and mysterious, but my ass just can't shut the fuck up.

I balance arsonist tendencies and intellectual pursuits.