𝐆𝐎𝐃 𝐈𝐒 𝐀 ( 𝐖𝐎 ) 𝐌𝐀𝐍

“ you’re mine. you hear me? ”

“ were you with him/her? ” 

“ why is she/he calling you? ”

“ do they know we’re together? ”

“ were you with him/her? ”

“ i don’t want you seeing them anymore ”

“ did she/he make a pass at you? ”

“ i know you were with her/him ”

“ you belong to me ”

“ i can’t believe you were with her/him ”

“ i don’t like the way he’s/she’s looking at you ”

“im NOT jealous ”

“ i thought you only had eyes for me ”

“ he/she can’t make you feel the way i make you feel ”

“ you’re too good for her/him  ”

“is there someone else?”

“ you were flirting with them ”

“ they were flirting with you ”

“ i don’t want you talking to them again ”

“ i can’t stop picturing you with him/her ”

“ the thought of you with him/her makes me sick ”

“There’s something I need to tell you.”

“To make you understand, maybe I should start from the end.”

“On second thought, I’ll just start at the beginning.”

“Where the hell do you think you’re going with my keys and without telling me?”

“I said some really harsh things to you yesterday, so I just wanted to get you an oil change as a peace offering.”

“You were gonna commit grand theft auto, which is a felony.”

“You’ve made it very clear to me that you see me as an authority figure and nothing more.”

“It’s basically a supernatural compass.”

“If this thing is glowing, it means he’s in trouble.”

“He had no idea what he was walking into.”

“You must have a serious caffeine addiction.”

“I’m just a little worried about you.”

“We learned that in, like, eighth grade. But I didn’t absorb the information.”

“I’ve told you my whole life story, but I don’t know anything about you.”

“All this stuff makes it seem like you’ve had a really interesting life and–– is this an actual samurai sword?”

“I’m just not used to having people around.”

“This is weird for me too.”

“In times of emotional distress, I find that dessert really helps.”

“I’m sorry your life has been so hard, I really am.”

“18 and a half hours is a long time to spend on the road.”

“Pretty sure you were about to tell me how babies are made.”

“I don’t want to burden you with this, but I don’t do well in captivity.”

“I’m so sorry that we’ve ruined your lunch.”

“I swear to you I’m telling the truth.”

“Stop saying that or I’ll burn your lips shut.”

“Our story’s about to take one hell of a turn.”

“I’ve been part of enough cover-ups to smell one a mile away.”

“I’ve already told you my tragic life story.”

“She’d probably kill us both if she heard you calling her my girlfriend.”

“[Name] and I are complicated.”

“I hurt her once, and I don’t think she’s ever going to forgive me for it.”

“You two would probably hate each other.”

“You’re stubborn and surrounded by danger.”

“Tell me where he is before I blow your head off.”

“Actually, she’s kind of a pain in my ass.”

“You’re a little judgy for an absentee mother.”

“I think it’s time you start filling in some blanks.”

“I didn’t know what I was signing up for, but soon I learned that things like you exist in this world.”

“Whenever a monster went bump in the night and risked exposing the truth, I tracked it down and brought it back.”

“You just seem morally inclined to do something stupid.”

“There’s too much blood on my hands as it is.”

“I became the hunted instead of the hunter.”

“It’s a hell dimension.”

“He just tried to eat me.”

“I’m not equipped to be a mother.”

“I thought I was giving you a better life.”

“Want to know that worst part? That wasn’t the worst part.”

“I get how hard this is, but we need some answers.”

“Bad liars always look away when they lie to their kids.”

“I’m still not sure that I believe what I’m about to say, and I lived it.”

“It was a literal pit of doom.”

“All I’ve ever wanted is a family, a home.”

“I’m not gonna give up on her just because she’s a little screwed up.”

“I hate that you always see me when I’m weak.”

“You’re a survivor, and that makes you one of the strongest people I know.”

“I’m starting to think I’m a bit of a danger magnet.”

“I didn’t mean to bring all this into your life.”

“Sounds like you’ve had crappy girls in your life.”

“I’ve had zero girls in my life.”

“My first kiss was with a 90-year-old vampire who helped murder my mother.”

“People suck.”

“So, he’s basically a, uh, supernatural immaculate conception?”

“My belief tolerance is pretty high.”

“Are you coming with, or do I need to drag your ass upstairs?”

“Being a mother was never on my list of things to do before I died.”

“Turns out he’s a good person with a crappy life.”

“What you think you’re doing for him doesn’t matter.”

“All he’s gonna remember of you is that you abandoned him when he needed you the most.”

“Sometimes we convince ourselves we’re doing the right thing, when in reality we’re just being really dumb.”

“I’m not taking you to a covert military hiding place for a demon portal.”

“I can’t believe she wants to erase herself just to get out of being a parent.”

“I can only speculate what happened after that, but in hindsight I think it’s pretty obvious.”

“I think she’s an international assassin that specializes in killing monsters.”

“Nobody that cool gave birth to me.”

“I can’t lie to you. I really need your help.”