‘where is it?’
‘where is what?’
‘he was being rather unreasonable, don’t you think?’
‘i imagine he regrets that now’
‘i don’t know!’
‘whatever it is, i can find it. i swear’
‘ah, at last a man of wisdom and courtesy’
‘please, good sir, work your magic for me’
‘my friends out there lost something of great value long ago’
‘as you can tell, my friends are quite eager to see its return’
‘okay, okay, they found something in the deep, all right?’
‘they wouldn’t tell us what. they took it away, but… i can find out where’
‘just please don’t what? turn your eyes into red hot ingots?’
‘why, the thought hadn’t crossed my mind’
‘oh, god, what’s happening now?’
‘ah, it would appear that delightful little rumour i heard is actually true’
‘wait, is that… ? no, it can’t be’
‘or perhaps the humiliation has just begun’
‘good to see you as well, old friend’
‘correct me if i’m wrong, but something seems different about you’
‘i can’t quite place it…’
‘no, that’s not it’
‘hull breach. evacuate all sectors’
‘oh god oh god oh god’
‘yes, definitely something different about you… it’s right in front of my face, isn’t it?’
‘i can’t quite put my finger on it’
‘ah, yes, now i see it’
‘how terribly disappointing that must be for you’
‘you’ve no need for so many cumbersome arms’
‘i see you found what i was searching for. well done’
‘breathe east now, friend. i mean you no further harm’
‘i have located your prize!’