I’ll never be able to pleasure a woman

and what if I said nan goldin is boring

only relating to the women in all of the content I consume

extremely controversial take but Fleabag copied Chewing Gum’s swag

crazy to think about Covid sometimes a Reddit thread reminded me of it and I was literally one of those people that was like it’ll be over in two weeks they won’t close school

no one knows how to be sympathetic and sensitive and caring anymore

a scary hyperpop song describing a woman who smokes weed and has short black bangs is enough to turn me straight

fagoids need to realize that just because cybersigilist hand tattoos are trending doesn’t mean u should get the worst ugliest lightning strike with blown out lines on your hands. Taste is not illegal. Is it inappropriate for me to attach the Pinterest photo that inspired this comment

last night a French man told me I was better than the other expats because I at least spoke Spanish and I think I will accept this as the best and only compliment the French will ever give me

I’m so mega biased now but without a doubt Barcelona is the best city in the world

just found out there’s a Wikipedia app. no one come into my goon cave for the next 3 days

the reason famous feral child victor of aveyron couldn’t learn to communicate was because the scientists tried to teach him French instead of a language normal people use to communicate

I need to get back to Spain and smoke a cigarette immediately

I miss Barcelona

I have said it once and I’ll say it again but Jordan firstman is literally just gay Pete Davidson both in personal character and talent