I had a dream about getting stuck in an elevator 4 times in a row and I work in a place with an elevator that I avoided until I realized that was stupid and took the damn thing and you'll never guess what happened when I reached my floor

there should be a term for characters you personally don't care about but you defend them anyways because the way people treat them is really uncomfortable. like ok this is a very middle-of-the-road character for me but the fandom's either been super misogynistic, racist, etc. about them or harassed innocent people who try to genuinely explore that character warts and all, and i find that more annoying than the actual character.

the term should by 'my client', like you're a lawyer defending your client that you are completely indifferent to but you are obligated by your job (or your morals) to defend

i love it and hate it when a character in a story is so obviously created to be cool and awesome and then i do think they're cool and awesome. like fuck, yeah, ok, they're fucking epic. swag as hell. you got me you coolbaited me ok? i'm coolbaited.

so many people don't understand how abelist it is to kill your brother with a rock

I <3 gore

Wait hold up this is awesome. So not because I'm ugly?

fantastic analysis but you forgot the banana in the chair which is integral to my enjoyment of this video

we have got to get regular porn back on this website

I think my job here might actually be dependent on that not happening

Genuinely started crying when I saw who The Greatest Psychic Of The 21 Century was up against

STOP VOTING FOR SANS

If I had a nickel for every time Satan reblogged this post I would have 2 nickels

When there's a very obvious bloodstain in the hardwood kitchen floor, but the house is 30k under expected price

it's fine

I’d like to point out that the colour red has more positive than negative meanings.

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out