must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason
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must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

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Hey pro gamer tip for any depressed teenagers obsessed with literary romanticism what like I were once: So the world actually hasn't changed actually. Whatever shit u read about in books that stirred your soul and makes you sigh and go "Oh, if only we still had [thing] in this soulless modern world" is still there. You're right abt the modern world being soulless and empty and dumb but it was like that back in the history times too it's always like that. You can go have all kinds of adventures that are just as interesting and exciting as like, I dunno, viking stuff. You can still go do great deeds or what the fuck ever, we're in the same tale still Mr. Frodo, et cetera. But a lot of the time the cops aren't gonna like it so you have to also have to learn abt security culture
i am banned from eating my herring inside. they make me eat it on the smoking area by the loading dock, under the theory that it already smells bad there. but it was raining today which was preventing my breakfast, so i was feeling sad and hungry and then i realized that there was a large cardboard box in the dumpster from a previous delivery. like a fridge sized box. so i fished it out of the dumpster, then tipped it on its side and had a nice little cardboard cave to watch the rain and eat my fish in. which was a great experience. very soothing. very zen. at least until the security guard from the day before stepped outside to smoke. then i tried hiding from him by crawling deeper in the box, which unfortunately did not work. instead he saw a sort of damp sniveling pale hairless creature eating fish in a box, and delivered the verbal killshot of "good morning, mr. smeagol." which is how my day was ruined before 8 am.
*Emails you my spore*

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Chancellor Artoo
Anakin gives R2 an actual rank and refuses to remove it
Originally it was supposed to be because Rex and Ahsoka were off doing something and Anakin honest to god trusted R2 enough with the task he needed done so he gave his droid the rank to make sure his men would follow him
But then some of the non-Jedi Republic military higher-ups made faces at it afterwards so now Anakin won’t remove it out of spite
“You don’t think I should’ve given my amazing astromech a military rank? Well someday he’s going to be High General of the Grand Army of the Republic!”
“Shhh don’t listen to them Artoo, they’re just jealous”
Artoo does indeed become High General
And then he becomes Chancellor and rules with an iron fist
Don’t ask how
time travel AU where r2d2 is the one who goes back to the clone wars but not in the standard ‘same body new memories’ way. now there’s just two r2s running around the galaxy: one trying to kill the chancellor and another that could be easily convinced to kill the chancellor. their meeting wouldn’t have any time travel ramifications besides doubling the number of r2 units trying to kill the palpatine. this efficiently doubles as c3po’s personal hell.
How do you think things would go if Luke had to spend time with/look after a de-aged Vader?
SWIMMINGLY - i’m not kidding. luke and baby anakin would get along like fire and donald trump’s hairspray. essentially, they’re almost the same person. there’s no one who can keep up with a skywalker like another skywalker can.
awkwardly enough, i think baby anakin - ignorant of the future - would hero-worship luke. luke’s so kind, and so cool, and he’s the greatest pilot ever, and his droid is kickass, and if you say shit about luke skywalker, scrappy desert child anakin is there to beat your face in with a hydrospanner. TALK SHIT GET HIT
while anakin’s busy being absolutely enthralled by luke, his new role model, luke’s busy being very awkward. on one hand, it’s gratifying to know that his father wasn’t always Tall, Dark, and Wheezy, and he was actually a very sweet kid, once upon a time. and luke can see the similarities between him and this small ball of excitement and fury, so it’s heartwarming to be similar to his father. on the other hand - anakin’s a traumatized kid. understanding that his father knew terrible things from such a young age is disconcerting, hearing him say things like, “wow, that costs more than i do!” hurts. there’s also a question of what happened to anakin to make him what he became, because it’s clear that anakin didn’t transform on his own.
there’s a lot of heavy emotion interspersed with anakin and luke accidentally blowing up half the hangar
genuinely, anakin spent his formative years as a jedi getting told that every horrible, evil, awful thing that happened to him as a child was not worth giving a shit about. whether people agree on if the republic and/or jedi order was right to ignore the issue of slavery even when it landed in their laps is besides the point, the point being that everyone collectively had to look at a ten year old and go, "we can't do anything to help your mother, because the government said no," and quite frankly no one should be surprised anakin resented that answer. it is kind of a phenomenally shitty answer even if you think it was the right one to give. it is kind of gutting to get told that every bad thing that ever happened to you would take too much red tape to solve, and then you spend the rest of your childhood staring at the Culinary Jedi tossing out old vegetables that no one ate and wondering if your mother is out there starving to death, knowing that you have all this power, and all these resources, and none of it can go to anyone who actually needs it because the government won't sign off on it. palpatine slithered into that fracture and convinced anakin that the only possible fix is the universal banner of the empire, because if the office of the chancellor just had more power, he would do away with all that horror with the stroke of a pen. and anakin falls for it, hook, line, sinker, and then keeps convincing himself to continue to fall for it because palpatine, and belief in palpatine, is the only thing he has left.
i think about that comic where vader finds out that the empire is using slave labor, and he goes to palpatine and is actually genuinely upset by this - because can't you just see it? palpatine promising a sobbing ten year old that if he had all the power in the universe, he would eradicate slavery? vader truly believed in that promise for so long that even after everything palpatine reveals himself to be, vader is still shocked by this betrayal. like, dude fucking bought in about as hard as anyone could. this is all to say, if anyone around anakin at any point had introduced anakin to the concept that it's a) not his fault his mother continued to suffer while he didn't, and b) still fucked up that the concept of paperwork prevents people from doing what's right, and c) what if we helped people Anyway, his eyes would dilate like you'd dosed him with space ketamine. Secret Third Option: Ignore Authority would change his life. he is of sufficient malleability to be equally and oppositely radicalized. this is to say, the person anakin always wanted to be is exactly who luke skywalker is. related question, do you ever open your mouth and scream?
Hard-breathing silence as Anakin struggled for self-control. And then he shook his head. “You don’t understand, Obi-Wan. You’ll never understand. You’ve never been a slave. You have no idea what it’s like to be completely helpless. To know your life could end at any moment on someone else’s whim.”
“That’s true,” he admitted. “But—”
“No. There is no but,” Anakin said flatly. “You’re wrong. Okay? You’re wrong. So just sit there and be wrong. Or get the other lamp set up. Or start looking for a comm hub so I can hopefully punch a signal through to the Temple. Do something, Obi-Wan. Do anything. Anything except try to tell me that I’m wrong. Because I’m not.”
Obi-Wan looked at Anakin, astonished. Ignoring him, Anakin turned away and began to rummage through an overstocked cupboard. So he did as he was told, and started setting up the second lamp.
- Star Wars: Clone Wars: Gambit
vader saying "he was an old man who thought he could help gifted children" in gillen's darth vader run vs obi-wan breaking down in the desert saying "i only wanted to help." vader knowing that obi-wan had wanted to help him, and killing him because he couldn't stand knowing he never let it happen. the short story where all yoda can sense from vader after obi-wan dies is unfathomable loneliness. obi-wan agonizing over the fact that all he wanted to do was help a lost and gifted kid he met by chance, and he doesn't know where the cracks showed up. in the ROTS novelization, obi-wan's first statement after watching the security tapes of anakin slaughtering jedi, and his first statement is wishing someone had shot him before he could see, and the next is wishing he never brought anakin to coruscant.
it's preteen anakin in rogue planet earnestly telling obi-wan he's the best jedi ever, and obi-wan stays silent. it's later in that same book where obi-wan looks at his sleeping charge and wonders if the affection he feels is how fathers feel about their sons. it's anakin saying obi-wan is the closest thing he has to a father, and then in the AOTC novelization obi-wan asks him, "then why don't you listen to me?" and the comic where obi-wan tells anakin he thinks anakin is part droid, and then tells him it wasn't a compliment. it's anakin feeling like obi-wan was holding him back because anakin just wants more and more. it's obi-wan in jedi quest letting his thirteen year old drive. it's anakin in the gambit duology watching obi-wan be emotionally loving to taria and getting wickedly, viciously angry because obi-wan's love is lying to him. it's obi-wan defining himself by how much he believes in anakin. it's obi-wan in labyrinth of evil joking that qui-gon should've left anakin in slavery. it's obi-wan offering to leave the jedi order just to be with anakin, if that's what anakin needed. it's anakin losing faith enough in obi-wan that by ROTS, palpatine is the father he chooses, when obi-wan still believed in him. it's the force showing vader that if he went back to obi-wan, obi-wan would still call him anakin. it's also me fucking crying in this bitch

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anakin, internally: oh god we made my new friends uncomfortable by existing as slaves with bombs implanted in our bodies
anakin: by talos this can’t be happening i have to fix it
anakin, with the only distraction he can possibly imagine in his baby mind: HAS ANYONE SEEN A PODRACE?
star wars: empire #3
no notes. no thoughts head empty this is grand. vader moving from my prey to my apprentice to the cut-off my child as he zeroes in, obsesses, gets lost in desire. that’s my fucking shit, dude. fuck yes. my perfect son.
Luke rummaging through the Temple and finding love poetry and love letters signed by Anakin Skywalker.
luke connects with the naberries after ROTJ and tries to explain the insanity of his parentage, and his relatives foist on him a locked wooden chest lovingly carved with naboo equivalent of cupids and arrows, and they're like, well, we never had the key, but it belonged to aunt padme, so you should have it. luke uses the force to open it and finds three years' worth of wartime letters flattened and annotated with padme's loving notes and whatever holos existed of his parents, her wedding dress, just a treasure trove to a dude desperately trying to understand his insane family history. in luke fashion he summons the ghost of his dead, formerly homicidal dad, and anakin hunches there and has to explain that, uh, unfortunately, they were Those People. they were That Couple. darth vader's ghost must delicately request luke not read the letters rolled in red twine, because those are the ones that included graphic depictions of the sex they were going to have when they saw each other again. "that's almost half the letters in here," luke says. the ghost of darth vader shifts uncomfortably.
#i am a proponent of the argument that padme's strap game felt worth murdering people for at the time (@husborth)
darth vader: it is clear in the laws that there can be no jedi allowed to live. sorry
the force:
darth vader: ok i will make an exception because he looks very polite
no wait this is something hold on
evil imperial dude #7: luke skywalker is a rebel terrorist and the pilot who destroyed the death star—
darth vader: beautiful shot.
evil imperial dude #7: excuse.... excuse me, my lord?
darth vader: i simply remarked that it was a beautiful shot, and it would serve us well to respect the talents of this rebel pilot.
evil imperial dude #7: that shot killed one million fine imperial citizens.
darth vader: nine hundred thousand, nine hundred and ninety-nine fine imperial citizens. i would not have called motti 'fine' by any means. they chose to be aboard the death star, and they chose to be foolish enough to underestimate the likes of luke skywalker.
evil imperial dude #7: are you.... defending..... a terrorist?
darth vader: you are about to defend your right to live within my sight.
evil imperial dude #10: rebel terrorist luke skywalker—
darth vader: there is no need to introduce him as such. you devalue him. he is the rebel commander luke skywalker, a deeply misguided young man who simply needs to understand the true value of the empire.
evil imperial dude #10: uh, um, so, luke—luke skywalker, excuse me—rebel commander, luke skywalker, a, uh, misguided young man who needs, to—to understand the empire—
darth vader: now was that so difficult? get on with it. you waste my time.
Campy dad vader is my absolute favorite Star Wars headcanon

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when I say I could throw up I mean it. four is so little. four and already able to hide his pain. watto deserved worse.
also "he had done his duty. and now he couldn't imagine why." is just like. anakin skywalker thesis statement
found an old sketch