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why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

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miraclemaya

this is problematic of me (joke) but i really enjoy the splashing of french into english speech or writing. just adds a pizzazz

witchofanguish

*adds a certain je ne sais quoi

miraclemaya

see the problem is that despite around 8 years of french schooling the french language has utterly escaped my brain so even the most obvious set up i had created for myself by accident was missed by me. such is life.

spaghettioverdose-deactivated20

*c'est la vie

miraclemaya

god damn it

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

*sacrebleu

annabelle--cane

sometimes someone I follow falls victim to severe Character delirium to the point where they stop even saying the character's name and just refer to them by an epithet like some kind of malevolent entity whom they don't wish to accidentally summon, so if the sickness sets in quickly enough and I don't pay close attention for a week I'm just Never going to figure Who this bastard haunting my friend Actually Is. and I'll spend months scrolling my dash occasionally seeing appeals to "that fucking horse" or "my evil grub."

fidelcostco

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

fidelcostco

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

fidelcostco

oh this is my post

6mayhem

bro lemme show u how sex REALLY works *picks up large rock from forest ground*

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theshitpostcalligrapher

aforepromised cursed item, delivered.

lettering-is-my-music

wikwalker

xiel-posts-blog

This ad was literally right after it and I’m fucking dying

theshitpostcalligrapher

yes he has

i-cant-think-of-anything-to-say

hunting down Tumblr posts i see on Pinterest part 594

william-s-churros

i think i saw a movie like this once

maidslime

Ok I needed to know the story and

Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace

mtsodie

genuinely so obsessed with this twitter post

ornithologyorthodoxy

I know they’re from porn bots but these are the best comments I’ve ever received for my art.

2-point-5

i like being a lesbian and all, but holy shit, men are so cool. i hope all men reading this have a wonderful day.

basilpaste

i like being gay and all, but holy shit, women are so cool!!!! i hope all women reading this have a wonderful day as well!!!!!!!!!

2-point-5

[image description: the epic handshake meme. one arm is labelled gay people and the other is labelled lesbians. in the middle it says "fuck yeah bro". end id]

2-point-5

hey guys, quick reminder! this post is about uplifting other people!!! tags like 'ugh, but men are gross lol' or 'op has never met a man' are not welcome and will recieve an insta block! men are cool! women are cool! thank you for coming to my fucking ted talk! :-)

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jeremyjohnirons

tangled gave us so much, but mostly it gave us the beautiful and intense love of a horse and the man he is chasing in order to imprison

roach-works

i personally believe that maximus was the former captain of the guard who was cursed into horse form pretty recently, and everyone’s having trouble adjusting to it.

like, he’s entitled to sick leave, he really ought to take a couple months to break the curse and come to terms with whatever the fuck just happened to him, but instead of embarking on a journey of self-discovery and healing he just keeps showing up to work. no one can get captain maximus to go on his fucking voyage of self actualization and fix the curse because he’s obsessed with catching flinn ryder. everyone really fucking hopes that when he finally catches this guy the curse might be broken anyway, but it isn’t.

he just keeps showing up to work. he glares at the stablehands until they saddle him up. everyone’s gone over the regulations a dozen times but there’s nothing there saying you’re not allowed to saddle and ride the captain of the guard if he makes you do it. his former second in command rides him around like ‘sir i really don’t know about this’ and he’s just like ‘are we going to catch some criminals or what.’

you can see in the movie that everyone in the royal guard defers to this horse. it’s absolutely because that’s their boss. and secondarily because now he’s two thousand pounds of percheron.

there is no evidence against this theory and you cannot prove me wrong.

ekjohnston

This is pretty much the only fanon idea I have ever decided to hold personally true. I love it. It is the best.

legitspidey

Peter wears Wade's dog tags from when he was in the military.

Wade gave them to Peter on their two year anniversary, surprising him over dinner.

Peter almost cried, it was such a personal gesture, like they belong to each other now. Officially. Wade started fidgeting in his seat, getting uncomfortable with how emotional the moment was getting.

Peter never takes them off, he wears them under his shirt at work, in the shower, under the suit. He likes feeling the cool metal on his skin.

Wade gets choked up about it sometimes, just seeing Peter sprawled on the bed, fast asleep, shirtless with just the dog tags around his neck. He never thought he'd get the domestic life, but here he is.

notedchampagne

year of our lord 2024 and we still havent found out a solution to Depression that isnt: Sleeping

notedchampagne

ah... forgot

notedchampagne

can you blame me

stitchedspider

bonus for pride month

occudo

They wear suits, but they don't even know basic etiquette.

inspired by @cowardsexual 's post of a very sleepy phm science team and Grace's teacher instincts

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flimflix

brought some fruit for the potluck

penelopepseudonym

A dark, foreboding feeling overtakes you. You know this face, even in its absence.

cococoffeee

old alioramus commission

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