no DNIs we just post content specifically catered to ourselves that will coincidentally alienate anyone with whom we would not want to interact

Accepting identities I don't understand is actually extremely easy because I just go "this isn't about me" and move on with my life unbothered by someone else's identity, it's truly that simple.

im wheezing

I’VE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS ON PINTEREST BUT NOW I’VE FOUND IT 🤣🤣

im wheezing

I’VE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS ON PINTEREST BUT NOW I’VE FOUND IT 🤣🤣

do you ever look back at your relationship with someone on the internet and just think oh my god i’m so fucking glad i clicked follow they make my life so much better

hey if you’re a frequent flyer in my notifications i probably recognize and appreciate you. btw

Doing a seperate post bc this isn't what the last reblog is abt but that's such a good plot... time travel a few years back and learning to love yourself by meeting your past self but you actually do fall in love with each other. And then your past self dies and you're still around because you didn't rewrite the past you just created a new timeline. Your dead wife is YOU and you can't even timetravel about it because that would mean abandoning your wife for a new, alive version of yourself.

One day I'll write a Vaderkin selfcest fic like this. The sweet irony of Vader surviving where Anakin dosen't yet again, but this time literally<3

​still genuinely might be the best own ive ever seen in my fucking life

daddy has regretfully informed kitten that we need a dual income household to survive

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of it’d be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance

“oh i don’t deserve rest and relaxation, i haven’t done enough, i haven’t earned it” and my car’s breaks don’t deserve break fluid because they aren’t breaking well enough to earn it. that’s what you sound like!!!!!

If you do not schedule time for maintenance, your equipment will schedule it for you

idea for wrestling gimmick: normal ass person who can’t make ends meet so they have to wrestle as a second job. they come into the ring in a dishelved and unironed office shirt. their finishing move is called “overtime”. they are constantly on the verge of crying in promos