people saying my evil clone would be called greenstonedust but you have failed to consider that 'evil' and 'opposite' are not the same. we all have capacity for evil and thus my opposite self would not be evil, they would be as complex and flawed as i am, just in ways that contrast my own flaws. my EVIL clone would be called shadowkiller666dust the fallen angel of blogging. and they would be cool as fuccckkkkkkkk.

it is very important to discuss robot sex loudly and in public.

captain afab is honestly a very relatable character because whomst among us does not have some great beast that has eluded us all our lives. mine, for instance, is a decent night's sleep.

Ahab. I meant fucking. captain Ahab.

y'all are gonna make this a whole thing aren't you

hmmm I think I will reblog The low poly 3d bird from daytona usa

Love not having a ”””fandom””” specific blog. Something new will just consume my mind and everyone has to accept it. My house

Sisters boyfriend found out I saved my sister's contact as "jesus Christ" and his contact as "Judas Iscariot" Now he's asking a lot of questions "what are you trying to imply?" Idk it just felt right

he cheated on her which is basically what judas did so i was right

why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

when u see it u turn 360 degrees and walk away

turning 360 degrees would face you right back to the xbox you dipshit

this post somehow still in circulation despite everyone involved being deactivated

even you

Even me

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

if there is one thing that tumblr has done to my texting it is the inclusion of arrows <- uses arrows basically anywhere <- loves arrows <- #myarrows

I was WAY ahead of everyone with the rent lowering gunshots btw.

salad is mostly items

steps out of the shower completely dry after parrying every drop of water with my bathroom greatsword

bro your loyal knight smells like shit