Chiquita Banana Obama

It really is astounding how many people think women withhold sex out of cruelty or coldness and that if they were nice they would “give it.”

oh myGOD i wasn’t ready

There is nothing more satisfying than seeing this content and then seeing my name tagged on it

Thinking about that guy that created a cleanroom in his local makerspace and built an entire gene therapy from scratch, making a virus that supposedly delivered the ability to digest lactose and then SWALLOWED IT LIKE A MAD SCIENTIST AND CURED HIMSELF OF LACTOSE INTOLERANCE, EATING TWO CHEESE PIZZAS TO PROVE IT

The balls on this guy

Anyway we need more of these people

To reiterate, this guy created a virus FROM SCRATCH to change all of the cells of his stomach lining. And then he SWALLOWED it!!. And it worked!!! Amsmzkdkejshdmxidkdhdjwjdodjfh I could never

The craving for Cheese unhindered is a powerful thing

like who ISN't having a strange and confusing time w/ intimacy and the physical experience

having love in your heart will literally save you from the otherwise cataclysmic experience of being a human being

i know what i said u pessimistic bastards and i stand by it!!!!

Stoners be like: I function better when I’m high! *sits in silence with mouth open*

why are we still here? just to suffer? every day i get emails

destroy the idea that i will ever calm down