what the fuck am I doing

eveeyones got it wrong your mid 20s arent for going to the club or partying or picking up new crafts. your 20s are for discovering how much more autistic you are than you thought you were in high school

the oedipal task of doing the dishes

SISYPHEQN SISYPHEAN

🤨

This your cousin? What team is he in?

sometimes angels are real. And they are in the form of the people letting you merge from the ramp onto the highway

when they slow down and do that little hand gesture.. i feel like a wounded animal being rescued from a barbed wire fence. my life is in your hands and you have shown me such kindness. we’re soul bonded now ms. kia sorento

WWE is drag for guys who wanna be cooler guys

Camp Masculinity

stupid ass landlord painted directly over the house uzi

wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

a hoe never gets lyme disease

my girlfriend was watching me sleep once and she told me that, between snores, i mumbled "that's good game design". i will never live it down