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“cmbyn summer” but im marzia

going to some dumb fancy networking event so a lovely lawyer twenty years my senior will lock eyes with me and beg me to be her assistant and her name will be casey novak

i didnt want to give my rabbit my surname at the vet so now his legal name is stuart linguine cabot. please dont shoot him

hot take olivia benson should have been transferred out of svu in season 1

good morning from pneumonialand i am the mayor.

i would really appreciate if someone could tell me that everything will be okay. haha. that would be pretty cool yk

supposed to graduate this winter but the one class i have left is only offered online through one professor and she has the lowest ratemyprofessor score i have ever seen in my career as a college student. actually the lowest i have ever seen in my life. oh my god

“casey, i had to go three blocks to find an open coffee shop. if you went home, i’m gonna kill ya.” and then she opens the door and someone already tried to do it for her

micjhale in the bathroom mrie like michael in. the bathroom

ncvqk stay out of urgent care for one week level impossible